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FORTY-ONE

Hot and Bothered Book Club

Daisy

Wellness check. Kinsley, how is your vagina? Have you given that poor girl a break since your hotel surprise last weekend?

Holly

Shut the front door.

What surprise? What am I missing?

Ava

Time to take a lunch break.

Daisy

Girl, you know it’s four in the afternoon, right?

Ava

Afternoon tea?

June

Wait. What do you know, and how do you know it?

Daisy

I might have met a new client in a certain law office. You know, the one our suspiciously quiet friend works in.

Kinsley

I’m not suspiciously quiet. I’ve been busy.

Daisy

Yeah, riding that D. I don’t think any of us actually believes you’ve been MIA all week because of work. Also, June, shame on you for holding out on us. I can’t believe I lasted this long.

Holly

gif of woman pouring tea

gif of woman saying ‘go on’

Ava

I’m hiding in the ladies’ room. I’ll need to be back at my desk in five minutes. No rush, but also rush.

Kinsley

Go head, Daisy. I know you’re dying to tell them.

Daisy

Only a little.

Soooooooooooo our little virgin shows up for her first dick and instead of her bosses being at dinner at the same hotel, they’re in the same room. As in they bought our little innocent flower to devour her…well, her flower.

Kinsley

Very poetic.

Holly

WHAT?!?!?!

Ava

gif of a train squeezing into a small tunnel

Daisy

She has a wild night with Maverick and Wyatt-one of the twins. Yes, you read that right. Literal hot as fuck identical twins. I met the grumpy one and holy mother of god. Just saying.

Holly

OMG the bosses!?!?! June, you knew, and you didn’t say anything!?!?!

June

A girl can’t reveal all her secrets.

But I might have caught the two office hunks escorting her home.

Ava

You still work there, right? Is it super awkward?

Kinsley

Well, I might have also just had sex with the other twin. The aforementioned grumpy one. On his desk. At work. And now they all want to…I don’t know…Date me?

Holly

You have to do it!

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Also a little unfair that you have three rich and powerful men wanting to date you and the only penis I get to see is a rubber one I bought online.

Ava

Agreed. We need you to date these three guys for research purposes.

And so we can all live vicariously through you.

June

Speak for yourself. I have a football player on lockdown who fulfills all my fantasies.

Daisy

No one likes a showoff.

Holly

Just found an office why choose romance with good reviews and, ladies, I think we have our next read. Kins can tell us how accurate it is. Especially in certain places.

Kinsley

I will not be doing that. You are going to have to imagine it all yourself. Or take a break from reading porn and watch a little of it.

Oh, and Daisy? Remember that band you said you really liked? The one with all the hotties?

Daisy

I do not recall.

Kinsley

I got us all tickets to see them in a few months in Nashville.

Daisy

You didn’t.

Kinsley

I sure as hell did. Righteous Kings, here we come. I should see if we can get backstage passes.

Daisy

Don’t you fucking dare.

Kinsley