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"It's not Theobald's fault," said the singer. "It's our fault. He's nice to put up with us, though it costs him his reputation."

"They married my sister," Theobald told us. "They are family, you see. What can I do?"

"'They' married your sister?" Mother said.

"Well, she married me first," said the dream man.

"And then she heard me sing!" the singer said.

"She's never been married to the other one," Theobald said, and everyone looked apologetically toward the man who could only walk on his hands.

Theobald said, "They were once a circus act, but politics got them in trouble."

"We were the best in Hungary," said the singer. "You ever hear of the Circus Szolnok?"

"No, I'm afraid not," Father said, seriously.

"We played in Miskolc, in Szeged, in Debrecen," said the dream man.

"Twice in Szeged," the singer said.

"We would have made it to Budapest if it hadn't been for the Russians," said the man who walked on his hands.

"Yes, it was the Russians who removed his shinbones!" said the dream man.

"Tell the truth," the singer said. "He was born without shinbones. But it's true that we couldn't get along with the Russians."

"They tried to jail the bear," said the dream man.

"Tell the truth," Theobald said.

"We rescued his sister from them," said the man who walked on his hands.

"So of course I must put them up," said Herr Theobald, "and they work as hard as they can. But who's interested in their act in this country? It's a Hungarian thing. There's no tradition of bears on unicycles here," Theobald told us. "And the damn dreams mean nothing to us Viennese."

"Tell the truth," said the dream man. "It is because I have told the wrong dreams. We worked a nightclub on the Karntnerstrasse, but then we got banned."

"You should never have told that dream," the singer said gravely.

"Well, it was your wife's responsibility, too!" the dream man said.

"She was your wife, then," the singer said.

"Please stop it," Theobald begged.

"We get to do the balls for children's diseases," the dream man said. "And some of the state hospitals--especially at Christmas."

"If you would only do more with the bear," Herr Theobald advised them.

"Speak to your sister about that," said the singer. "It's her bear--she's trained him, she's let him get lazy and sloppy and full of bad habits."

"He is the only one of you who never makes fun of me," said the man who could only walk on his hands.

"I would like to leave all this," Grandmother said. "This is, for me, an awful experience."

"Please, dear lady," Herr Theobald said, "we only wanted to show you that we meant no offense. These are hard times. I need the B rating to attract more tourists, and I can't--in my heart--throw out the Circus Szolnok."

"In his heart, my ass!" said the dream man. "He's afraid of his sister. He wouldn't dream of throwing us out."