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'Vienna?' said Junior Jones. 'Holy cow.'

Franny might have protested the move, for fear that she would miss Junior, but Franny had discovered Junior's infidelity (with Ronda Ray on New Year's Eve), and she was being cool to him.

'Tell her I was just horny, man,' Junior told me.

'He was just horny, Franny,' I said.

'Clearly,' Franny said. 'And you surely know all about what that's like.'

'Vienna,' said Ronda Ray, sighing under me -- probably from boredom. 'I'd like to go to Vienna,' she said. 'But I suppose I have to stay here -- where I might be out of a job. Or else work for that bald midget.'

Frederick 'Fritz' Worter was the bald midget, a runt figure who visited us one snowy weekend; he was especially impressed with the size of the fourth-floor bathroom facilities -- and with Ronda Ray. Lilly, of course, was

most impressed with Fritz. He was only a little bigger than Lilly, although we tried to assure Lilly (and, mainly, ourselves) that she would continue to grow -- a little -- and that her features (we hoped) would not ever appear so out of proportion. Lilly was pretty: tiny but nice. But Fritz had a head several sizes too large for his body; his forearms sagged like slack calf muscles obscenely grafted to the wrong limbs; his fingers were sawed-off salamis; his ankles were swollen over his little doll's feet -- like socks with wrecked elastic.

'What kind of circus do you have?' Lilly asked him, boldly.

'Weird acts, weird animals,' Franny whispered in my ear, and I shivered.

'Little acts, little animals,' Frank mumbled.

'We're just a small circus,' Fritz told Lilly, meaningfully.

'Meaning,' said Max Urick -- after Fritz was gone -'that they'll all fit just fine on the fucking fourth floor.'

'If they're all like him,' said Mrs. Urick, 'they won't eat very much.'

'If they're all like him,' said Ronda Ray, and rolled her eyes -- but she didn't continue; she decided to let it pass.

'I think he's cute,' said Lilly.

But Fritz of Fritz's Act gave Egg nightmares -- great shrieks that stiffened my back and tore muscles in my neck; Egg's arm lashed out and bashed the bedside lamp, his legs thrashed under the sheets, as if the bedclothes were drowning him.

'Egg!' I cried. 'It's just a dream! You're having a dream!'

'A what?' he screamed.

'A dream!' I yelled.

'Midgets!' Egg shouted. 'They're under the bed! They're crawling all around! They're all over, everywhere!' he howled.

'Jesus God,' Father said. 'If they're just midgets, why does he get so upset?'

'Hush,' Mother said, ever fearful of hurting Lilly's little feelings.

And I lay under the barbell in the morning, sneaking a look at Franny getting out of bed -- or getting dressed -- and thinking of Iowa Bob. What would he have said about going to Vienna? About Freud's hotel that somehow needed a smart Harvard boy? About the differences a smart bear might make -- to anyone's prospects for success? I lifted and thought. 'It doesn't matter,' Iowa Bob would have said. 'Whether we go to Vienna or stay here, it won't matter.' Under all that weight, that's what I thought Coach Bob would have said. 'Here or there,' Bob would have said, 'we're screwed down for life.' It would be Father's hotel -- whether in Dairy or in Vienna. Would nothing, ever, make us more or less exotic than we were? I wondered, with the weight wonderfully taut and rising, and Franny in the corner of my eye.

'I wish you'd take those weights to another room,' Franny said. 'So I can get dressed by myself, sometimes -- for Christ's sake.'

'What do you think about going to Vienna, Franny?' I asked her.

'I think it will be more sophisticated than staying here,' Franny said. Completely dressed now, and always so sure of herself, she looked down at me where I struggled to let my bench press down slowly and levelly. 'I might even get a room without barbells in it,' she added. 'Even one without a weight lifter in it,' Franny said, blowing lightly into the armpit of my left (and weaker) arm -- and getting out of the way when the weights slid first to the left, then to the right, off the bar.

'Jesus God!' Father shouted upstairs to me, and I thought that if Iowa Bob had still been with us, he would have said that Franny was wrong. Whether Vienna was more sophisticated, or less -- whether Franny had a room with barbells or a room with lace -- we were inhabitants of one Hotel New Hampshire after another.

Freud's hotel -- or our imperfect picture of Freud's hotel, via air mail -- was called the Gasthaus Freud; it was unclear, from Freud's correspondence, whether or not the other Freud had ever stayed there. We only knew it was 'centrally located,' according to Freud -- 'in the First District!' -- but in the all-grey black-and-white photograph that Freud sent, we could barely make out the iron double door, sandwiched between the display cases of a land of candy store. KONDITOREI, said one sign; ZUCKERWAREN, said another; SCHOKOLADEN, promised a third; and over it all -- bigger than the faded letters saying, GASTHAUS FREUD -- was the word BONBONS.

'What?' said Egg.