Page 13 of Wild Like Us

In middle school, I was sent to the principal’s office more than once for my crude humor and…flowery language. Most of the time the other kids ratted me out. “Sullivan just called the class fish pussy lips!” was probably the loudest and most blatant act of throwing me under the bus. I still have those tire marks on my back.

In my fucking defense, that goldfish totally had big ole pussy lips and if the teacher had a funny bone attached to her body, she would’ve let out a fraction of a giggle.

My mom at least laughed when she picked me up from the office.

I guess I was just raised to not give a shit. To say fuck it all. Cursing. Crass humor. All the profane things were never profane to me. They still really aren’t.

My feet fall to the ground, careful not to make too much noise. Habit, really. From the time that I roomed with Luna in the small townhouse.

Now in a monster-sized Philly penthouse with a monster-sized bedroom all to myself, I have less reason to be quiet. But I still tiptoe to my dresser and wrestle through the neatly folded shorts and tops.

Normally, I’d wake Akara up at 3 a.m. He’s used to my odd-hour wakeup calls to go for a run. But I have major news to unleash, and I’d rather deliver it at an appropriate hour.

4 a.m. seems more doable.

I try not to think about the other reason I’m bidingtime to interact with my bodyguard.

The funhouse.

My stomach twists. I haven’t spoken to AkaraorBanks about that night. Really, we haven’t had any serious conversations since the Carnival Fundraiser.

They’ve just done their bodyguard thing, and I’ve been happy to pretend that night never existed.

Fuck, that’s a lie.

Did I mention I’m a shit liar? Can’t even formulate one in my own head.

To be fucking crystal clear, I totally, sincerely wish that I could just look them both square in the face and ask, “Are you fucking attracted to me?” Sometimes…most of the time…it feels like no one ever is.

I’m every guy’s friend.

Best buddy.

The girl pal.

Someone to shoot the shit with but not someone to bang. It didn’t ever used to bother me this much. Because I’m raised by a mom that taught me not to put my worth in the hands of what men think about me. But it’s hard to be the daughter of a former high fashion model, the daughter of asexsymbol, and not feel like maybe I didn’t inherit one tiny piece of her beauty. Her charm.

I’m charmless.

I’m just crude.

I blow hot breath out of my nose.

Too bad I’m also stubborn as hell, and like fuck will I be less crude for anyone. I take another check of the clock. With an hour to kill, I quickly change into a sports bra, gray muscle shirt and some turquoise nylon shorts. A weight bench is pushed up against the far side of my room, and I start slipping on the plates to each end.

I can get a solid workout in before I confront Akara.

Confront.

Wrong choice of word. I sit on the bench.

Talk.

Better.

I grab the bar over my head, and as soon as my fingers curl over the metal, I let all the thoughts drift out of my head. After years of training for the Olympics, I’ve learned how to focus. To empty the invasive thoughts to make way for the here and now.

I count in my head with each rep.