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Elite Group Chat

Kruger: What time do we need to do a wellness check on Ryan and Rory?

Rush: Bro, he really meant it when he said it was DIY night. Hauled her off and didn’t come back at all.

Kruger: Just abandoned Elite like that. SMH.

Rush: Didn’t think he had it in him.

Win: He didn’t have anything in him. It was in her all night.

Madison: OMG! That is vulgar. It’s far too early for this.

Prism: *coffee cup emoji* *green face emoji*

Jamie: Brooo, that’s my sister you’re talking about.

Ryan: You all think I’m all about Elite, but really, my girl is first.

Kruger: I’ll cross wellness check for R&R off the list since he just gave proof of life.

Arsen: Judging from the sounds coming from Max & Wes’s room last night, maybe someone should do a wellness check on them.

Win: Brooo, that’s my brother!

Jamie: Don’t you mean brotherS? That’s what I call karma.

Coach: Is this what happens when you don’t have early a.m. swim practice? Bunch of derelicts.

Win: We heard the sounds coming out of your room too, Coach. *smirk emoji*

Bodhi: *smirk emoji*

Landry: OMG! That’s my dad!

Kruger: You see what happens when Ryan goes all DIY. Landry is scarred for life.

Rush: Hell, I am too.

Prism: *boy raising hand emoji*

Ryan: This is my fault how…?

Kruger: I don’t have time to explain it to you. I got husband shit to do.

Max: Maybe someone should do a wellness check on Jess. She can’t be okay if she’s about to marry this moron.

Kruger: I liked it better when all you did was leave the chat.

Jamie: I’m going back to bed. Don’t text me again until the sun is up.