Page 37 of Their Perfect Daddy
DADDY ALLIANCE GROUP CHAT
Aries:
*Clears throat*
Aries:
Ahem! GentleDaddies of the Alliance Chat, I come to thee today to induct a new member to our organization.
Bellamy:
Oh, good grief. Could you just tell us who it is?
Aries:
I’m trying to get there. You just rudely interrupted me.
Bishop:
Bellamy, you know your bestest is this way.
Aries:
Bestest? I mean, yeah, accurate. I think you mean a different word though.
Luke:
Bestie.
Aries:
Ohhhhh. That makes more sense.
Maddox:
Is there a point to this madness?
Leon:
There never is with Merry. He’s a wildcard.
Luke:
Which is why I’m glad football is his chosen sport?
Bishop:
I agree.
Andry:
Dear new person, it’s not always this bad.
Sometimes he gets to the point.
Bellamy:
I want evidence of this. It can’t have been more than once it’s happened.
Andry:
I’ll get my little genius running the numbers.
Aries:
Don’t mention dirty things about my brother in the chat!!! *LALALALA*
Leon:
Does Aries think math is code for sex?
Maddox:
BAHAHAHAHAHA.
Bishop:
*shaking head emoji*
Bishop:
Did I use that right? I feel it is appropriate.
Bellamy:
Good job, my friend. You did well.
Bellamy:
Aries! Get back to the point before I convince Andry to actually share something raunchy about your brother.
Aries:
FINNNNEEE. Everyone, welcome Skye Gellar. He is the Daddy Extraordinaire to two lovely boys: Danny and Monty.
Leon:
Monty as in your teammate?
Skye:
Yes.
Leon:
Oh! Cool. Had no clue he was Little.
Skye:
Could be because he is not.
Maddox:
Going to take a wild guess and say he’s a Middle.
Skye:
Correct.
Leon:
Aw, man. How did he get it right and I didn’t?
Maddox:
Because I’ve paid attention.
Maddox:
Not in any certain way. I have my own boy to worry over.
Skye:
I’ve met Jake Bellport. I’m aware he must keep you both busy. No harm in your words.
Aries:
This was fun, but my boy is home and now it’s playtime. Later, losers!
Bellamy:
I’m going to convince Coach to make him run extra laps or something for his behavior. Sometimes I wonder if he’s really a Daddy with his attitude.
Skye:
Daddies come in all shapes and sizes. Aries appears to be the eager type. That’s all there is to it.
Bellamy:
*rolling eyes emoji*
Bellamy:
I know. Excuse my terrible words. I’m exhausted and all I want is to get home to my little one.
Skye:
I’m sure everyone understands.
Luke:
Yep.
Maddox:
We do.
Leon:
Agreed.
Andry:
No worries, Bellport.
Bishop:
What everyone else said.
Skye:
There you go. All is well. And now that I’m in this chat I can… do whatever it is the Alliance of Daddies does.
Bellamy:
We have no clue. Aries runs the show. We’re just players in it.
Skye:
Then I guess I’ll be ready to jump in whenever I’m needed then.
Aries:
OMG! I totally forgot to mention we have another Daddy to add. I have to get his number from his brother though. More on that soon.
Bellamy:
He’s lucky we love him.
Aries:
Luckiest guy in the world.
Aries:
*winking emoji*
Skye:
I’m not so sure. We might all think we’ve got the best of the best. Perspective is everything.
Aries:
Perspective, smerpective.
Leon:
You’re not even making sense.
Aries:
It’s like tomato, tow-mah-toe.
Maddox:
Ahhh, ok. So it’s clear as mud.
Luke:
Sometimes I wonder how I wound up here.
Aries:
Oh! I know the answer. You started dating Timothy!
Bellamy:
As great as this is, I’m going to wrap up my work for the day, and I can’t do so replying to this chat. Later, guys. Aries, don’t come bug me.
Aries:
You’re no fun.
Skye:
Perhaps he’s not to you. I’m thoroughly amused at the moment.
Aries:
*gasps in Spanish*
Aries:
Betrayed on the first day.
Aries:
I’m going to put you in a mental time out. You’re invisible until my brain lets you back in.
Luke:
How do I sign up for this package?
Aries:
You’re hilarious, Coach Swift. A real comedian.
Luke:
*bows deeply*
Bishop:
Coach is a funny man. How do you not know this?
Andry:
Yeah, Aries… how did you not know? Even I understood.
Aries:
I don’t have to take this kind of treatment.
Aries:
*Set device to Do Not Disturb*
Bellamy:
*“FINALLY” GIF from Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part II*