Page 162 of The Friends and Rivals Collection

Henley’s To-Do List

—Sign off on the paperwork! Yay, this is going to happen.

—Finish install of crankshaft with Max.

—Resist urge to make dirty crankshaft joke.

—Double resist urge.

—Refrain from jumping Max on the hood of the Miura, even though, oh my God, how hot would car sex with him be on that gorgeous car? Only to be topped by Maclaren sex. Or maybe DeLorean sex. Or wait . . . Aston Martin sex.

—Fan self at image of Aston Martin sex.