Page 147 of The Friends and Rivals Collection

Henley’s To-Do List

—Meet with lawyer.

—Ask John if we can really pull this off.

—Research drivetrain on Lamborghini Miura. Love that car hard!

—Figure out why I hate Max so much.

—Then figure out why I also don’t hate him.

—Blow-dry hair in that new way, with the wavy curls . . . because . . . I know why. :)

—No!!

—Just no!

—He probably won’t even notice my hair.

—Stop flirting with him.

—Really. I mean it.

—Don’t tell me it’s tempting.

—Woman-up and stop.

—Tomorrow. Stop tomorrow.

—No more innuendos. No more double meanings. No more metaphors for sexy times.

—Discuss other things with him.

—Ideas: hedgehogs, should guys be allowed to wear tank tops, merits of crunchy vs. soft-shell tacos, where do all the mismatched socks go, and how does David Copperfield pull off that crazy guessing trick.

—GUYS SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO WEAR TANK TOPS. PERIOD. EVER.