Page 38 of Starting Over with You (Beer League Belles #2)
CHAPTER
THIRTY-FIVE
The Cousins
Skyye
newsflash.
Two hours later…
Flint
we’re waiting.
Skyye
couldn’t say that? Jeez, I’ve been waiting on you to respond!
Ash
we told you we’re busy men. Just write it and we’ll get to it.
Skyye
no, jackass, this needs attention now.
Ash
fine. Report.
Flint
we’re still waiting.
Skyye
In just one week, I know they’re sleeping together.
Flint
who?
Ash
please don’t say my mom is getting banged by your dad. Cause that dude did not ask for my blessing.
Flint
why would he ask you? I’m older.
Ash
Did he ask you, asshole?
Flint
no.
Skyye
shouldn’t he ask Grandpa?
Flint
fck no.
Ash
hell no. That dude failed the first time, letting her marry some douchecanoe who she’s now having to fight to divorce.
Skyye
did he let her, or did she just get knocked up with you two big-headed idiots and, unlike my parents, then got married.
Skyye
not that I’m complaining. My parents don’t belong together.
Ash
True. Not on the big-headed thing tho. I have a good size head.
Flint
eh, it’s a little egg like.
Skyye
yeah, so they’re so together.
Skyye
the whole week I’ve been here, they have coffee together, watch TV together, sit on the porch together, and there are a lot of heated looks.
Ash
like get-naked looks?
Skyye
I don’t know what that looks like.
Ash
the way you look at Jack Hughes.
Skyye
omg, the way he sticks his tongue out when he shoots…
Skyye
Sends Homer Simpson drooling GIF.
Ash
eh, he’s okay.
Flint
I’d go gay for him.
Skyye
LMFAO.
Ash
please don’t admit that ever again.
Flint
what? He’s loaded and can handle a stick.
Ash
please stop.
Ash
anyway, maybe Mom and Dean are just flirting. They’ve always been a little flirty.
Skyye
Kenni was in the kitchen in Dad’s hockey shirt.
Flint
damn, they’re totally banging.
Ash
or Mom stole his shirt.
Flint
yeah, after getting naked with him.
Flint
okay, did you ask?
Skyye
ask what? Hey, are you banging Kenni?
Ash
yeah, then if he says yes, tell him I need to know his intentions.
Ash
wait, what if it’s just them hooking up?
Ash
just cause they’re old and shit doesn’t mean they’re trying to be together.
Flint
shit. I didn’t think of that. We did tell her to have fun.
Skyye
ugh, no, don’t say that!
Skyye
I was looking forward to having two older brothers.
Ash
I don’t want a little sister or an uncle dad.
Flint
we can’t call him Uncle Dad.
Ash
Why not? It’s perfect.
Flint
you’re dumb. And, Skyye?
Skyye
what?
Flint
You don’t have to be my sister for me to love you forever.
Skyye
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Ash
fine, I hope they get married and you become my sister. I’m just a pain.
Flint
we know.
Skyye
love you guys.
Flint
go get more information.
Ash
yeah and make sure Dean knows I want to know his intentions.
Flint
Jesus, you’re gonna make Uncle Dad run for the hills.
Skyye
I’m not calling Kenni Aunt Mom.
Ash
see, this is why you can’t be our little sister. You don’t listen.
Skyye
hell, your mom doesn’t listen either!
Flint
we know.
Ash
it’s hard raising parents nowadays.