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Nate: I need your skill set.
Stassi: Which one? I have many. Do you need my fashion sense, my taste in food. OH, I know you’re finally going to let me pick your haircut.
Nate: Come near my hair and I will tell your husband about the time when you almost sharted during practice.
Stassi: ….
Stassi: Don’t you dare.
Nate: Try me.
Stassi: Fine. What do you need my help with?
Nate: Do you know what happened with Paige and Cole?
Stassi: No? Should I?
Stassi: Why do you think something happened? You’re on vacation.
Nate: Because Paige is here and she mentioned something about that asshat but wouldn’t tell me what and now I can’t get it out of my head. I need to know.
Stassi: Wait what do you mean Paige is there?
Stassi: There as in Sugar Peak?!
Nate: Yes, keep up.
Stassi: You’re lucky I’m so far away or I’d smack you for using that tone with me.
Nate: Your husband would never let you harm me.
Stassi: *Sigh* You’re probably right
Nate: So will you use your gossip powers and find out what happened for me?
Stassi: Yeah, of course. I’ll get right on it.