Nate: I need your skill set.

Stassi: Which one? I have many. Do you need my fashion sense, my taste in food. OH, I know you’re finally going to let me pick your haircut.

Nate: Come near my hair and I will tell your husband about the time when you almost sharted during practice.

Stassi: ….

Stassi: Don’t you dare.

Nate: Try me.

Stassi: Fine. What do you need my help with?

Nate: Do you know what happened with Paige and Cole?

Stassi: No? Should I?

Stassi: Why do you think something happened? You’re on vacation.

Nate: Because Paige is here and she mentioned something about that asshat but wouldn’t tell me what and now I can’t get it out of my head. I need to know.

Stassi: Wait what do you mean Paige is there?

Stassi: There as in Sugar Peak?!

Nate: Yes, keep up.

Stassi: You’re lucky I’m so far away or I’d smack you for using that tone with me.

Nate: Your husband would never let you harm me.

Stassi: *Sigh* You’re probably right

Nate: So will you use your gossip powers and find out what happened for me?

Stassi: Yeah, of course. I’ll get right on it.