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Paige: Why are you in the other room? I’m lonely.

Nate: I’m sorry, who is this?

Paige: Very funny.

Nate: No, really. Who is this?

Nate: Because the only person I WANT this to be from has had my number blocked for two years and surely she isn’t texting me now, wanting my attention, as I am currently fighting dust bunnies in the spare bedroom, looking for something.

Paige: Are you always this annoying when texting? Maybe I made a mistake unblocking your number.

Nate: Paige?! Is that you?

Paige: Who else would it be?

Nate: A deranged fan? A stalker? Someone who wants my perfect skin to make a suit?

Paige: Ew. There is something seriously wrong with you.

Nate: Hmm. It kind of sounds like Paige, but I’m still not convinced. Tell me a secret only I would know.

Paige: I can do you one better.

Paige: Sent an attachment

Paige: Look! Boobs!