Page 23 of Mr. Edwards

Unknown: Are you ghosting me now?

Future Mrs. Edwards: Sheesh! Slow down there, tiger. Give me a chance to reply.

Unknown: My apologies, go ahead…

Future Mrs. Edwards: I didn’t get your name, and this number came up as unknown. I’m not in the habit of agreeing to meet up with strangers. You could be an ax murderer for all I know.

Unknown: If you hadn’t run off so fast, I would’ve given you more than just my name. ;)

Future Mrs. Edwards: What, like an STD?

Unknown: Whitty, feisty, and beautiful. A lethal combination. I think I’ve hit the jackpot.

Unknown: My name is Grayson BTW. The people I’m close with call me Gray.

His reply makes me smile. I like his name, it suits him. From our brief encounter, I knew he was different from the guys I usually date. Although he oozed sex appeal, he’s clean-cut… a pretty boy, and not my usual type. I typically gravitate toward the rough and ready kind of guys. Damaged by their life’s circumstances… kindred spirits. Ones who are least likely to judge and look down at me…people from my side of the tracks.

Future Mrs. Edwards: Nice name. I’ll call you Grayson then since we aren’t close.

Unknown: Wow! Harsh. But be fair warned, it’s only a matter of time before you fall under my spell. Nobody can resist my charm. Give me an hour and I’m sure we’ll be BFF’s.

Future Mrs. Edwards: I doubt that. I already have a BFF.

Unknown: Talk about a stab right to the heart.

I bite my lip to suppress another smile.

Unknown: Are you at least going to tell me your name? You only gave me your number earlier, so I’ll be forced to refer to you as, ‘Hot tattooed girl from the club,’ if you don’t.

Future Mrs. Edwards: Oh, so you’re one of those?

Unknown: One of those?

Future Mrs. Edwards: Those men that have an abundance of female friends *insert cough here* and can’t remember said names so their contact list appears something like this:

Blonde with a great rack

Brunette with the bootylicious ass

Redhead that sucks cock like a champ

Tell me I’m wrong.

Unknown: LMAO. I like you already. Are you sure we can’t be BFF’s?

Future Mrs. Edwards: That would be a no. And I don’t see you denying my claims, so I guess I hit the nail on the head.

Unknown: You’ve got me. FYI, the one who sucks cock like a champ has black hair. Unfortunately, the redhead didn’t make the cut. She had a tiny mouth and the most pitiful gag reflex. I had such high hopes for her, but alas, she turned out to be a huge disappointment. I lost her number ASAP. *insert sigh here*

This time I laugh out loud. I think I like him too, he’s funny.

Future Mrs. Edwards: A dreadful gag reflex? Gasp! Good thing I don’t have one of those.

Unknown: You’re killing me here. You’re going to need to prove this.

Future Mrs. Edwards: Nah, I’m good. You’ll just have to take my word for it.

Unknown: No really, I have to witness this firsthand or it didn’t happen. *insert a thousand praying hands here* Actually, make that ten thousand. You show me yours and I’ll show you mine kind of thing. I don’t mean to brag or anything, but I can do magical things with my tongue.