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Hmm, speaking of—I wonder if there will be a wood chopping opportunity at the dude ranch. I should look into that. Also…did we lose Jill. Jill? You still here?

Jill

I’m here. Just busy shaking my head at the both of you.

Brooke

Which is exactly why you and Max should be coming with us on this epic couples’ retreat. We need to see you shake your head at us in person.

Hannah

Yes, why aren’t you coming again?

Brooke

Something stupid. Like work.

Jill

How is work stupid?

Hannah

Because all you do is work.

Brooke

Which is especially crazy since you’re supposed to beparttime!

Jill

Yeah, well, I’m actually going to be quitting my job.

Hannah

Wait, what?

Brooke

Quitting…your job? Oh my gosh, are you sick?

Hannah

Nah, she’d still work if she was sick. It’s got to be Max or one of the kids. Oh my goodness, is Elle pregnant?

Jill

What?!?! No. How could you even ask such a question? She’s only 14!

Hannah

Sorry, I got carried away. Obviously Elle isn’t pregnant. Wait…are you pregnant?

Jill

NOBODY IS PREGNANT.

Brooke