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I pull out my phone and text my anime club because ba-beeeeee I have to tell them about my Saturdayyyyy!

Otaku Baddies™

Jessica : BBIIIIITTTCCHHHHH GUESS WHERE THE FUCK MY MAN TOOK MEEEEE YESTERRRRDAAYYYYY!!!

Sky : GIRL DON’T DO THIS DROP THE LOCATION BEFORE I BITE SOMEBODY

Wanda : YOU CANNOT JUST START LIKE THAT

Wanda : WHERE THE DICK GOD TAKE YOU? TO A CUM COMA, MALIBU OR BOFFUM

Jessica : Y’all

Jessica : This man put me in SILK

Jessica : Called in a FULL glam team

Jessica : On his private jet

Jessica : THEN BLINDFOLDED ME

Jessica : Took me to MOTHER FUCKING JAPANNNNNNNNNN!

Jessica : Then to top it offff he took me to a maid café and he was the maid!

Jessica : A place that looked like a demon prince's summer palace and I AM NOT OKAY

Jessica : Y’all I’m like Riri I’m in love I’m obsessed

Sky : BLINDFOLDED??

Sky : GLAM??

Sky : PRIVATE JET??

Sky : FUCKING JAPAN!!!!

Wanda : Nahhh this not just romance

Wanda : This is biblical levels of devotion

Sky : Tell him I’m free next week if he got a twin

Jessica : Girl he’s got like 6 brothers and they ALL fine

Sky : Shit tell them I said what’s up, Joe Biren! Take me out ta dinna!

Wanda : Lmaooooo not Joe Biren?!

Wanda : BIIHHHH

Wanda : BING BONG

Jessica : He gave me every code

Jessica : Every key

Jessica : EVERYTHING