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DAILY TELEGRAPH & COURIER

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THE DARK DAYS OF THE RIPPER ARE OVER. JUNIOR R FOUND DEAD ON CLIFTON ESTATE, KENNINGTON.

London, 26 December 1889— What we so longed for has come true: Junior R is no more. On Christmas Day, authorities were alerted by Mr J Marlowe, one of the servants of the Clifton manor house in Kennington. A person had gone missing in the gardens of the cavernous estate. That the police would stumble upon Junior R’s remains at the end of the evening was something they could never have imagined.

Junior R’s identity is still under further investigation. Exactly how the cold-blooded killer was killed and what horrors he committed in the meantime have not yet been released. Residents of the mansion are not allowed to leave the house until the police have spoken to everyone. Either way, a dark period seems to have come to an end.