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“Oh. . . oops,” she declares in that nonchalant way.

Just then Saturn starts cracking up even worse and Zahra cringes even harder.

I’m afraid to turn around, honestly, but I have brass balls and suck it up. I made a fucking sperm whale, what could be cruder than that?

Goddammit. . .

She made a unicorn with a dick for a horn.

A fucking unidick.

What was that last thing she mentioned?

Oh yeah- aCuntosaurus Rex.

A monstrous roar to our left is the only signal we get before a T-rex sized vagina, with a tail, spindly little arms with claws, and a landing strip where a head should be, comes stomping into view.

“Quick! It’s a carnivore, throw it somemeat,” Zahra chortles, like a twenty-foot tyrannical pussy is something to giggle about.

Fucking Saturn is bent over, he’s laughing so hard.

I walk crossly over to the. . .Cuntosaurus Rex. . . intent upon dissolving the silly thing, when the unidick comes prancing up and shoveshis horninside the whateverthefuckitis’ gaping, wet folds. In and out, he. . .I’m assuming it’s a he. . . fucks the dino-vag into submission, until it lets out a gush of. . .oh god, it’s a squirter. . . and then the thing finally lays down.

Unidick takes a nap with it, apparently equally exhausted from its adventures.

“Do you think they can make babies?” Zahra whispers in mock horror.

“Let’s go; meeting time,” I order, marching away from this defiling scene.

Zahra might not have to worry about Lina. . .

I might choke her first.

CHAPTER 5

SATURN

I try to compose myself because I can tell how truly irritated Mars is. I mean, the man takes his creations very seriously. They’re his job and his life. He loves these furry, scaly, feathered, whatever-they-are things.

And Zahra basically pissed on them.

But seeing a prehistoric vagina getting railed by a mythical penis. . . well, I can truly say I have seen it all now. Sunny and Merc are never going to be-

I pause, recalling. . .

Mars had mentioned that Merc was with Sun at the time. Hopefully, he contained his essence to be rebuilt. If not, it will be a bitch to search all of the fifth realm for it. . . but all of us will happily sacrifice the time to put Sunny back together.

Neither of us mention this to Zahra.

Even though it’s good news. . . sort of. . . she already has enough on her plate.

Especially after watching Jupiter die.

And they call me headstrong and stubborn. . . but I think the Expansion God won that round.

I feel a genuine ache inside, knowing thatheis truly lost to us.

But I agree wholeheartedly with Mars: Zahra must never know her life could be given in exchange for Jupiter’s.