Page 15 of The Unlikely Pair
Toby entered five years later, standing for and winning the electorate of Havenbridge East. He’d been closely aligned withOliver Hartwell, one of the stars of the next generation of Labour politicians, and I’d watched their friendship with a suspicious eye. When Oliver became prime minister, he appointed Toby his chief of staff. When Oliver’s marriage broke up a year later, I’d closely studied their interactions in the Chamber and in the press coverage, searching for any clues that their relationship had changed, but found nothing.
Then, of course, Oliver shocked the world by falling in love with the Prince of Wales and resigning from politics.
Now, as Kade finishes his safety briefing and retreats to the cockpit to start the engine, Toby blows out a breath.
“I hope this weather system doesn’t delay us from the opening address. Every moment of this conference is crucial. It’s such an important event for humanity.”
So much passion and intensity light up Toby’s face that I'm briefly mesmerized before my cynicism kicks in and breaks the spell.
“Must you always be so melodramatic about everything?” I ask in a cool tone.
Toby’s eyes narrow. “I’m sorry, Harry, I tried to be like you, but they couldn’t find the right-sized stick, so apparently, I’m destined to go through life without one up my arse. It’s a tragedy, I know. Yet, somehow, I survive.”
“All I’m saying is that histrionics won’t actually bring us closer to achieving a goal.”
“Because God help us if we show emotion about the survival of the planet,” Toby says.
“If you insist on getting emotional about something, perhaps you should direct your attention to the latest farce of legislation on social welfare funding your government just passed.”
“I’m sorry, I forgot that empathy is a foreign language to you, Harry,” Toby says.
“And I neglected to remember that fiscal responsibility is a mythical concept to you, Toby,” I reply.
The glare I receive in response doesn’t send the usual thrill through me.
Versions of this conversation have been happening for over fifteen years. Toby and I will never see eye to eye on any issue. Suddenly, I just feel tired.
I retrieve the briefing papers for the conference from my briefcase with an air of authority. “As pleasant as it always is to converse with you, I have some papers that require my attention.”
“I definitely wouldn’t ever want to get in the way of you improving and educating yourself,” Toby retorts.
He leans forward to retrieve his laptop from his bag and we begin to studiously ignore each other. It takes a concentrated effort to disregard the presence of someone a mere two feet from me. To ignore the way his knee splays out slightly, how the cuff of his blazer has scrunched up to reveal an inch of his wrist, and the way his forehead creases into two small lines as he concentrates.
But over two and a half hours into our flight, it reaches the point where I can no longer ignore him. Toby’s now tapping his fingers relentlessly on the seat rest, frowning at his watch. I snap my head up and glare at him. “Do you mind? Some of us are attempting to concentrate.”
“We should be there by now,” he says.
I glance at my own watch and see that Toby is right. We should have landed a few minutes ago.
I experience a brief lurch of unease in my stomach. “Didn’t Kade say he was going to have to skirt around a weather system?”
The frown lines on Toby’s forehead deepen as he grabs his phone and begins to scroll through it.
“My mobile doesn’t seem to have any signal. But it doesn’t look like any storm systems are nearby.” He peers out the window at the perfect blue sky.
“Perhaps a qualified pilot is better at interpreting meteorological data than you are,” I say.
I’m expecting Toby to snark back, but instead, his gaze flicks past mine to the door to the cockpit and then back again.
“Have you read the briefing papers for the conference?” I ask because I can see he’s uneasy, and I have an inexplicable urge to mitigate his unease, which I cannot explain in any rational way.
“Of course I’ve read the briefing papers,” he replies.
“I find the emission reduction targets to be a tad too optimistic,” I say.
He rolls your eyes. “So even the catastrophe of the warming planet is not enough to get you out of the grips of the fossil fuel industry.”
“Of course you would love to pretend we live in a perfect utopia where we can just cut off our dependency on fossil fuels without impacting our economy and the quality of people’s lives.”
Table of Contents
- Page 1
- Page 2
- Page 3
- Page 4
- Page 5
- Page 6
- Page 7
- Page 8
- Page 9
- Page 10
- Page 11
- Page 12
- Page 13
- Page 14
- Page 15 (reading here)
- Page 16
- Page 17
- Page 18
- Page 19
- Page 20
- Page 21
- Page 22
- Page 23
- Page 24
- Page 25
- Page 26
- Page 27
- Page 28
- Page 29
- Page 30
- Page 31
- Page 32
- Page 33
- Page 34
- Page 35
- Page 36
- Page 37
- Page 38
- Page 39
- Page 40
- Page 41
- Page 42
- Page 43
- Page 44
- Page 45
- Page 46
- Page 47
- Page 48
- Page 49
- Page 50
- Page 51
- Page 52
- Page 53
- Page 54
- Page 55
- Page 56
- Page 57
- Page 58
- Page 59
- Page 60
- Page 61
- Page 62
- Page 63
- Page 64
- Page 65
- Page 66
- Page 67
- Page 68
- Page 69
- Page 70
- Page 71
- Page 72
- Page 73
- Page 74
- Page 75
- Page 76
- Page 77
- Page 78
- Page 79
- Page 80
- Page 81
- Page 82
- Page 83
- Page 84
- Page 85
- Page 86
- Page 87
- Page 88
- Page 89
- Page 90
- Page 91
- Page 92
- Page 93
- Page 94
- Page 95
- Page 96
- Page 97
- Page 98
- Page 99
- Page 100
- Page 101
- Page 102
- Page 103
- Page 104
- Page 105
- Page 106
- Page 107
- Page 108
- Page 109
- Page 110
- Page 111
- Page 112
- Page 113
- Page 114
- Page 115
- Page 116
- Page 117
- Page 118
- Page 119
- Page 120
- Page 121
- Page 122
- Page 123
- Page 124
- Page 125
- Page 126
- Page 127
- Page 128
- Page 129
- Page 130
- Page 131
- Page 132
- Page 133
- Page 134
- Page 135
- Page 136
- Page 137
- Page 138
- Page 139
- Page 140
- Page 141
- Page 142
- Page 143
- Page 144
- Page 145
- Page 146
- Page 147
- Page 148
- Page 149
- Page 150
- Page 151
- Page 152
- Page 153
- Page 154
- Page 155
- Page 156
- Page 157
- Page 158
- Page 159
- Page 160
- Page 161
- Page 162
- Page 163
- Page 164
- Page 165
- Page 166
- Page 167
- Page 168
- Page 169
- Page 170
- Page 171
- Page 172
- Page 173
- Page 174
- Page 175
- Page 176
- Page 177