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FragileLikeABomb

Quick poll: Are pineapple toppings on pizza a culinary masterpiece or an abomination?

ColdAsIce17

Bold of you to assume there’s even a debate. Abomination, obviously.

FragileLikeABomb

Wrong answer. Pineapple on pizza is elite.

ColdAsIce17

That explains your gummy bear habits.

FragileLikeABomb

And your peanut butter habits explain your terrible taste.

ColdAsIce17

It’s official. We’re at war.

FragileLikeABomb

Bring it, Cold