FragileLikeABomb

Hypothetical question: You’re stranded on a desert island. What three things do you bring?

ColdAsIce17

Easy. A multi-tool, a water filter, and a boat.

FragileLikeABomb:

A boat? Isn’t that cheating?

ColdAsIce17

Says the person who probably just thought “Wi-Fi.”

FragileLikeABomb

Touché. But let’s not pretend you wouldn’t miss messaging me.

ColdAsIce17

Miss? You overestimate yourself.

FragileLikeABomb

Keep telling yourself that, Cold.