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Tally

Obviously not. I was worried about getting an STI just from breathing the sex air.

How did I not know contactless orgasms were a thing?

Rix

To be fair, it’s not super common.

Shilpa

This is true.

Tally

How not common is it?

Dred

It’s rare. I probably should have led with that.

Iprobably shouldn’t have said anything at all. Although I’m highly appreciative of how easily my friends have accepted my decision and are supporting me without pressing me for details I’m not ready to give. New messages pop up in my private chat with Lexi.

Lexi

Once again, proving your magical unicorn status.

Why have you never shared this special talent?

Dred

Most people are shocked and then jealous.

Lexi

That’s fair. I would be jealous if I didn’t have my very own personal and dedicated orgasm provider.

Dred

Daddy Roman

Lexi

Can I tell you how excited I am for him to dress up as Santa again this year?

I need to stop talking about this.

My pregnancy hormones are out of control.

Me and the girls will be there to pick you up in about twenty minutes. How are you doing?

Dred

Today is the kind of day I wished I partook in the herbal variety of stress relief. I’m nervous. Even the full-contact self-administered orgasms aren’t taking the edge off.

Lexi

You could ask Connor to help you out.