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Stargazer: I forget who mentioned Never Have I Ever last time, but now we have to play.

SquidHead: That was me. Me and my big mouth.

Stargazer: Thanks, Squiddy! Let’s see who’s the most innocent among us. ??

Jeneticist: Define innocent…

Seeker: How do you play?

Stargazer: Seriously?

Jeneticist: At parties, it’s a drinking game, so if you’ve done the thing, put a ??

JazzyPlum: And if you haven’t, it’s ?

FarfromHome: One day, I will leave this chat and never return.

Stargazer: Don’t be cranky. Who’s starting us off?

SquidHead: I’ll go first. Never Have I Ever…gone skydiving.

FarfromHome: ?

Stargazer: I had a daredevil ex.??

Jeneticist: ?

Seeker: ??

JazzyPlum: Seeker? Story!

Seeker: Seeker is short for Thrill Seeker, remember?

Jeneticist: No further questions.

JazzyPlum: ?

Seeker: Jen, your turn.

Stargazer: Dare you to spice things up a bit. ??

Jeneticist: Challenge accepted. Never Have I Ever flirted my way out of a speeding ticket.

Stargazer: ?? Guilty as charged.

Seeker: ? To be fair, I do not have a driving license.

Jeneticist: Whoa, really? Do you live in a big city?

Jeneticist: Never mind, you don’t have to answer.

SquidHead: I tried. I did not succeed. ?

JazzyPlum: I don’t drive either. ?

FarfromHome: ??Law enforcement personnel are often quite lonely.

Seeker: ?? Dark horse! Your turn, FFH.

FarfromHome: Never Have I Ever gotten into a physical altercation.

JazzyPlum: ?

SquidHead: I’m a lover, not a fighter. ?

Stargazer: TBF she started it. ??

Jeneticist: Details!

Stargazer: This girl was picking on my little sister, I told her to knock it off. She said, “Make me.” I made her. [GIF of woman dusting off her shoulders]

JazzyPlum: Note to self, don’t mess with Star.

Jeneticist: ?

Seeker: Do nonhumans count as an altercation?

Jeneticist: Uh, did you fight a bear or something? ??

SquidHead: Hell yeah, it counts. ??

FarfromHome: Care to share the story, Seeker?

Seeker: ?? I will not be taking questions at this time. Jaz, would you like to go?

JazzyPlum: Never Have I Ever had a long-distance relationship.

Stargazer: Not for me. ? Relationships are complicated enough already.

SquidHead: ?? Again, I tried. I did not succeed.

FarfromHome: ??

Jeneticist: No further comment, FFH?

FarfromHome: Some memories are too painful to share.

Stargazer: Aw. You do have a heart. ??

Seeker: ? I travel too much.

Jeneticist: ? I’d try it for the right person, though.

JazzyPlum: Anyone particular in mind?

Jeneticist: …maybe.

Seeker: You have my attention. ??

Stargazer: Get a room, you two! And that does it for Never Have I Ever.

SquidHead: Fun game. Thanks, Star. We appreciate you. ??

Jeneticist: Until next time. ??