Page 105 of Happily Ever After… Again and Again

“Mmm. What has you worked up at 9:33 AM?” Nix has a newly acquired ability to tell the time to the exact second. It’s weird, and yet of all the incredible things Nix has learned to do, this is by far the least interesting and most annoying.

“Well, I need your help.”

“Me? If it involves dick, I might be in. And out. And in.” He chuckles tiredly.

Nix is a wonderful father, and they all share in the care of their pack babies. They all tend to fight over it, actually, but last night, it had been Finn and Nix’s turn on the night shift, and clearly, their night owl had persistedin her strange affinity for being awake while the others were asleep. Luca blames Rowan’s genes.

“Long night?”

“Yeah, although she slept at some point.” Which explained why she was out with Artem and Tsuki tearing up the yard.

“Why are you so tired, then?”

“Finn and I watched some home movies since we had the time.”

Oh, that made perfect sense. Finn’shome movieswere straight-up porny homemade-sex-tapes.

“Which one?” Luca grinds down again and, for the moment, loses track of his plans for acock-stravaganza.

“From Gideon’s birthday last year? You know, the one with Jamie and the chair?”

“No! Really? I love that one. Wake me up next time.” Jay had been tied to a chair, and…nope…he’s not getting de-railedagain.

(Puns are life. Shut up.)

“Sure thing, baby. Now, what did you need me for? I am too tired to do more than lie here, although I could open my mouth…” he drawls, his voice deep and sexy, but the mention of him using his mouth brings Luca right back on track.

“Sorry…no-can-do, boo. I need you to help me figure out who gives the best blowjobs.”

“Okay,” he says, already moving his tired body up. “Wait. What?”

“You heard me right. Someone has besmirched my Baron-of-the-Blow-Job status, and I need to prove I am stillcock-of-the-walk.”

Nix silently mouthsBaron-of-the-Blow-Joband thencock-of-the-walkwith a quizzical eyebrow. “You what? Luc, I am tired, and I don’t think my brain is braining. What exactly do you need fromme?”

“I have heard thatyoumight give the best blowjobs in the house, and while I do think they’regood, mine are evidentially better.”

Now, the thing you have to understand about Geminis in general, and Nix Rhodes in particular, is that they are competitive (see Luca’s own reaction, too). Tell them they aren’t the best at something,and chances are they are already working toward a strategy where they can prove they are all on their own.

Nix’s face right now? It is assmug as fuck.

“They did? How nice. Who said that, so I can show my top-of-the-lineexpertappreciation?” He asks, as he licks his pretty red lips lewdly for extra impact.

“What? No. That’s the thing.Areyou the best, though?” Luca asks, but sees Nix’s jaw harden and his eyes narrow at the challenge.

“Luca, are youchallenging meto asuck-off? A head-to-head-for-head competition?” He growls.

“It’s adicks-periment.”

“Sounds likecum-petition to me,” he counters. They break at the exact same time, howling with laughter.

Luca finally stops, plopping down beside his mate. “Okay, though, for real. It’s important to me. I don’t know why. But, I take pride in this shit, and I need an answer.”

“I’m in. Just tell me how you want to go about it. I mean, at worst, I get all the dick I want and at best, find out I’m the king of cock.”

“Nope, I used that one already.”

“What? When? Out loud, where I could hear it? No? Then it’s fair game, baby.”