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[GIF of Good Morning, USA hosts laughing]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. We’ve been sitting on this rumor, but we didn’t want to share it without confirmation. The city posted about it today, so it must be true! Good Morning, USA is coming to Maplewood! Get ready for our fifteen minutes of fame!

They’re coming to an unspecified Holiday Hoopla event as part of their Christmas Day episode. All we can rule out at this point is the New Year’s Eve party, but other than that, the other festival events are fair game.

Comment with which event you hope they come for!