Page 65 of Demon Copperhead
Pennington Gap is where we went, naturally.
Because let’s face it, cruising Jonesville is small-time, the whole of Main being a mile and a half, tops.
Federal Street in Norton has its pros and cons.
But in Pennington you cruise all the way through town on Morgan, then swing around and come the whole way back on Joslyn, a giant circle with the vehicles moving so slow it might take a full hour for a circuit.
You could walk it faster. Car windows are down, bodies are hanging out, conversations are had.
People flirting between vehicles, or between the cars and bystanders.
A lot of girls hung out in front of Lee Theater or at the turnaround by the dry cleaners, staked out in one locale to see the show go by.
Some brought lawn chairs. Wanting to get the bigger picture, plus your outfit will not be seen all that much if you’re inside a vehicle, if that’s your main selling point.
Not just the clothes but, you know. How they fit.
It was my first cruise from the vantage point of a vehicle, and we were the star attraction.
Like the convertible in the parade with the homecoming queen in her fluffy dress, waving.
In our case there was no waving, and really no “we,” it was all about Fast Forward.
Hands resting loose on the wheel, head tilted back, eyes half closed, that smile.
Ladies, come and get it if you dare. The girls came alive in a wave whenever that Lariat came into view.
Up and down like fishing bobbers. Skintight jeans and halter tops and bare midrifts that hurt your crotch to look at.
We were four of us: Fast and me, a girl by name of Rose Dartell, and Big Bear Howe that played all four years with him as left tackle, so you know what that means.
No tighter pair than a QB and the defender of his blind side.
The girl, another story. Not to be mean, but this Rose person was not in Fast Forward’s league.
Sharp elbows and eyes, sharp snaggled teeth, dirt-color hair teased out to the breaking point.
She had this whole look about her like: Go ahead and try, pal.
Can of whoop-ass at the ready. She sat in the middle and Big Bear shotgun, so after they picked me up, it was me and the door handle trying not to get too acquainted and fall out.
We talked football, Big Bear wanting to know my thinking on our defensive lineup this year.
Then we got to Joslyn and pulled into the string of cars, and Big Bear stamped shoe prints on the knees of my jeans on his way to squeezing out the window and swinging his big self onto the hood of the Lariat.
He’s our damn hood ornament. With ants in his pants, whooping at girls, pounding the metal really fast on both sides of him.
Monkey drummer. It’s a credit to Ford engineering and the support struts in that hood, because Big Bear is 250, easy.
It was a time-tested arrangement evidently, and Big Bear a spectacle in his own right, about like the Hulk would look in Carhartt overalls and no shirt and a buzz cut with an epic rattail.
They say Big Bear used to coil up that rattail in his helmet during games, for safety reasons.
In this fashion we made our way around the town, clockwise I guess you would say if looking down at us from the standpoint of God.
And let’s hope God wasn’t, this being open season on shady transactions, PDA, and language.
“Where the fuck you been at lately asshole” being the usual hello.
It was all eyes on Fast Forward, but second to that, who was with him.
I saw girls elbowing each other and pointing.
The second time we rounded the corner by Lee Theater, Fast Forward surprised me by getting out of the truck.
Middle of the street, engine running, door standing open.
He’s saying, Get the hell out here, Demon, so I do.
He’s got people for me to meet. Guys he played with and their girlfriends or wives or whatever, some with babies, Fast Forward being a few years out of high school now and some of these guys even older.
The names went around too fast and loud to remember, this one guy Duck or Buck had a praying hands tattoo on his shoulder, his girlfriend wearing a Miss Thing T-shirt, another guy missing his pointer finger, I noticed.
All retired Generals, here a tight end, there a cornerback.
Fast Forward told them I was his prodigy that he’d discovered as a diamond in the raw.
It happened more than once, him throwing the door open with the truck still rolling in some cases, me trying to keep up.
Sometimes the younger people knew of me already, more really than they knew Fast Forward.
He said you have to keep the legacy connected, old with the new, and I could see that.
People come and go through school, there’s a danger of them forgetting the greatness of Generals of old.
It was awesome plus terrifying. Would all these people expect me now to be that cool, or make touchdowns on every pass, or loan them money? Jesus. Fame is a lot to handle.
This girl Rose meanwhile was mystery cargo.
I recognized the name, recalling the dope cookies some girl had made for our long-ago Squad parties.
If this was the same one, we were looking at the longest girlfriend audition of history.
What I’m saying is, she still didn’t have the job.
They were more like brother and sister, having this fight the entire evening where she says, “I’m stupid obviously, but Jaylene Glass says it’s not how you said,” and he’s like “What isn’t,” and she’s like “You know what, the mouse deal,” and he’s like “Cry me a river,” and she’s like “You talk to her then,” and he’s like “I don’t think so. ”
At a certain point he finished his Marlboros, crumpled the pack in his fist, and dropped it in her hand.
Rose told me to let her out, and off she marches up the sidewalk, stick-thin girl with big farm-girl strides in her tight jeans and high-heel sandals.
One block and two minutes later, she’s back in the Lariat with a fresh pack and he’s lighting up without word one of thanks.
And I’m wishing I’d been quick enough to jump out and get them myself.
That’s how it was with Fast Forward, you wanted to be his foot soldier.
I was proud to be a General of the present day, but would have given anything to be as old as Big Bear, and the one to have been his left tackle.
It wasn’t till Rose got back in the cab, giving me a full front view, that I saw the scar running up the left side of her mouth.
It dragged through both lips, leaving them out of whack in a kind of snarl.
She was one of those heavy-makeup girls, majorly covered up, with the color boundary where the face meets the neck.
Due to the scar, you have to think, but really it was not hideable.
I wondered what that was like. For guys, it’s just war wounds.
We had this defensive tackle Davy with a serious scar on his forehead from where he was playing in the driveway as a tiny tot, and his dad ran over him partway with the car.
And Davy was A-okay girlwise, a babe magnet to be honest. But for a girl like Rose, did this scar put her out of the running?
Or middle-tier girlfriend level, so she could try all her life with Fast Forward but still remain doomed?
I didn’t know the rules. Something was going on between these two, but love was not it.
Not my problem. I was living the life I’d been waiting for.
From time to time Big Bear would step from the Lariat hood onto another vehicle and lie on the roof, leaning over the window to talk to the driver.
From time to time somebody would give him a joint, he’d take a couple of drags, then walk back over onto our hood and pass it inside to Fast Forward.
We’d pass it across, and I’d hand it back out the window to Big Bear.
The sun hung low over the mountains like a big red tit, the lights blazed green and red off the glass store windows, the girls bent their beautiful faces together keeping their secrets, their bodies of sweetness, Fords and Chevies, the river flowed.
This is how it’s done, I thought, and I am doing it. Dragging Main.