Page 5 of Demon Copperhead

Aunt June’s bedroom closet was carpeted, the inside of a closet if you can believe, and big enough for the three of us.

We’d sit in the dark with stripes of light coming sideways through slits in the door, me and Maggot and the twenty-one pairs of shoes, hearing Emmy’s ER stories.

Some guy’s cut-off leg that got buried with the wrong body.

Also Aunt June stories. Guys at Jonesville High that had wanted to screw her but got kicked to the curb, even after one or more of them begged her to marry him.

Same thing, different guys, in nursing school.

We kept waiting for the part about what happened to Emmy’s parents and why she’s living with Aunt June, if the lady was so hot to get away from the would-be husbands and babies.

No mention. Emmy had other concerns, like her secret stash under some loose carpet.

The first time she went digging around, I saw the light-striped face of Maggot looking at me like, What the hell?

And up she comes with flattened packs of cigarettes and gum. Asking did we want gum. We said okay.

She said, “How does it feel to want?”

We watched her peel the foil off one stick of gum, very slowly. Watched her put it in her mouth, hypnotized by the weirdness of this chick. Drooling, even if we didn’t want any in the first place. She pushed her hair back over her skinny shoulders. We smelled the fruity smell.

“Rude,” Maggot said after a minute.

She said, “Talk to the hand.”

Aunt June was the opposite of Emmy. She gave us our own special bowls for snacks we could eat any time we wanted.

She finally got her days off, and took us all over: a trampoline park, putt-putt golf, the hospital.

The zoo, where we spent a whole day. Tigers, giraffes, and all like that.

Monkeys, which Maggot and I figured out how to get all riled up until Aunt June said knock it off or we were going straight home.

She was extra nice, but the lady took no shit.

It was a stinking hot day, which probably the animals were liking no more than us.

The only happy campers were these small-size penguins that slid down rocks into their not-so-clean pool, over and over.

I was like, Hey, the life! I’d take it, penguin shit and all.

I asked Aunt June if there was an ocean part of the zoo, which there wasn’t. I might have asked a few times.

Then she got this idea. She took hold of my ears and stood looking at me, like she had me by the handles.

“I know what you’d love,” she said. In Gatlinburg they had a giant aquarium place that was full-on ocean.

Sharks and everything. I didn’t mention Emmy already telling me about this place, that she was definitely not a fan of.

Aunt June let go of my ear-handles and said just as soon as she had more days off, we’d drive over there.

And Emmy gave me this look like, You were warned, so don’t cry when you wake up with your nuts ripped off.

But we were going, sharks and all, even if Emmy was afraid. Every dog gets his day.

Aunt June was working all hours, plus taking us places, and being a kid I gave it no real thought until one night she came in late, or early morning maybe.

I was awake but didn’t want to spook her by saying anything.

Then after a while it was too weird for her to know I was lying in the pillow pile watching her.

She poured herself a glass of water and took off her white shoes and sat down at the table and just stared at the glass.

Pulled both hands through her hair like she was combing it, exactly a thing Maggot did sometimes.

She had his same eyes, the blue and the dark lashes that his girl cousins wanted to kill him over.

I’d never seen Maggot’s mom, but now I thought about her being Aunt June’s little sister.

Those two playing together. Now here was one of them trying with all her might to put people back together, and the other in Goochland serving ten to twelve for trying to cut a person to pieces, damn near with success.

Aunt June stretched her legs out under the table and leaned back in the chair and stayed that way for so long I thought she must have fallen asleep, but she hadn’t.

After a while I could hear her letting her breath out, long and quiet like an air mattress with a slow leak.

It was unbelievable, how much she had to let out. It went on forever.

The aquarium turned out to be the best day of my life.

If I ever get to see the real ocean and it turns out better than Undersea Wonders in Gatlinburg, I’ll be amazed.

You name it, they had it: seahorses, octopus, jellyfish that swam upside down.

Shallow tanks you could reach in and touch stuff.

The main attraction was the Shark Tunnel, where you walked under a giant tank with the bigger individuals: sharks, rays, turtles.

But turtles the size of a Honda. A Saw Fish, which is like a shark except sticking out of its face is something like a chain saw. I kid you not.

Mrs. Peggot came with us that day. One or the other always had to stay behind so the rest of us could fit in the car.

If Mr. Peg stayed, he’d fix something. Or Mrs. Peggot would stay and have supper ready for us, which made Aunt June homesick.

On the Gatlinburg day Mrs. Peggot and Aunt June never stopped talking, even though there was amazing shit they should have been paying attention to, such as a Saw Fish.

Also she’d paid some crazy amount of money like a hundred dollars to get us in.

But we were leaving soon, and I guess mom and daughter still had ground to cover.

Such as how hard June worked, which Mrs. Peggot was opposed to, and something about her rotation or moving to a different hospital.

A guy named Kent she was thinking of going out with, that she called a drug rep, which I figured must not be the same as a dealer, Aunt June being all on the up and up.

None of it of course any of my business.

We saved the Shark Tunnel for last because it was best, and because Aunt June and Emmy were in mortal combat all week over whether Emmy was going in there.

She started out refusing to go to Gatlinburg, period.

Her next failed plan was to stay in the car while we all went in.

Aunt June had this way of being dead calm, but it’s her way or the highway.

You could see her in the ER saying, “I’m sorry about the bullet holes in you sir but I’ve got a job to do here.

” Long story short, Emmy was going in the damn Shark Tunnel.

Aunt June said she’d been too young that first time, but she needed to get back on the horse and see there was nothing to fear.

So in we went, Aunt June ignoring Emmy, while Maggot and I got our minds blown by a million tons of water over us with huge things swimming in it.

The floor itself moved. I was not expecting that.

Pulled by our own shoes into the briny deep.

I turned around to see what Emmy thought, and holy Moses.

The girl was dead frozen. People with their strollers and drinks jostling around her to get into this thing they paid good money for, and Emmy, scared out of her mind.

I didn’t really think, just headed back.

But the floor was moving, so I was going nowhere, somewhat like a dream in how it felt like time was not time.

Her scared eyes watching me. I shoved through the people all looking up at sea creatures, basically Aquaman in the Lagoon of Atlantis, until I was on solid ground with Emmy hanging on me like a true drowning person.

“It’s okay,” I told her. “We weren’t going to go off and leave you.”

“She did, though. She didn’t even look back.”

“She wouldn’t have left the building. She was coming back for you after the tunnel.”

Emmy was shivering. “She didn’t act like it.”

“She was,” I said. “Aunt June is perfect like that. She keeps track.”

I figured on having to wait with her till the others came back, then hearing about the Gatlinburg fucking Shark Tunnel from Maggot for the rest of my natural life. But for whatever reason Emmy said okay, let’s do it. I had to hold her hand. She kept her eyes closed.

It was true about Aunt June keeping track.

Which was not true of my mom in any way, shape, or form.

So that was me promising Emmy that life is to be trusted.

I knew better. I should have let her go with her gut: Never get back on the horse, because it’s going to throw you every damn chance it gets.

Then maybe she’d have been wise to the shit that came for her later on, and maybe it would have turned out better.

Which is me saying too much, for now. Sorry.

Aunt June gave us all five dollars to spend in the gift shop.

Maggot bought a plastic hammerhead shark, Emmy got rock candy, and everybody was waiting.

On snap decision I bought this thing for Emmy, a little silver bracelet with a snake as part of it.

The package said moray eel, whatever. I gave it to her while we were walking to the car.

I said probably she hated snakes, but it was like her bravery badge.

She just said thanks. Then on the drive home she mentioned she was in love with me and we would get married whenever we got old enough.

Okay, I said. I was pretty much used to the chain of command by then.

But to tell the truth, kind of shocked. I asked her, Why me?

Why not Maggot? And she said, Duh. Matty’s my cousin.

That gave me the usual sting of not having my own cousins. But I hadn’t considered there being a plus side, like Emmy eligible to be in love with me. I told her I didn’t know how. She said no worries, it was easy, she did it all the time with boys at school and the Popsicle stick place.

Maggot said that just proved she was a slut. I think he was feeling left out.

The day we packed up to go home, Emmy pounced with all these instructions.

I was to talk Mom into letting me call her.

This being the nineties, no Facebook, no texting.

Emmy said if I didn’t call, she’d drop me and be in love with somebody else.

Might as well learn that one early, I’m going to say.

But I hadn’t thought much about Mom since we left.

Even though she was all, Don’t forget me, which I thought was stupid. Who forgets his mom? But yet I had.

I made up for it by thinking about her a lot on the way home.

It’s two hours, but we stopped for gas and Cokes at Cumberland Gap, and at the park where they have the bison.

Mr. Peg was the slowest driver imaginable.

Finally we chugged up the driveway at a mind-shattering five miles an hour, and I was ready to open the door and roll out before he got to a stop.

But Mrs. Peggot turned around and laid a hand on my arm while the others got out.

She said she had something she was supposed to tell me.

She was nervous, which I didn’t like one bit.

“Well, you’re not going to tell me she’s dead, because I can see her,” I said. Mom must have heard the truck because she’d come outside. She was up there waiting on the deck.

“No, nobody’s dead. It’s good news,” Mrs. Peggot said. “You’ve got a daddy.”

“And he’s dead,” I said. Even though trying to be respectful.

“Well, no, he isn’t. Not the one I’m telling you about.”

I thought about the grave where he was buried, which had been much discussed as regards my seeing it, and I blurted out, “Lazarus isn’t real!”

She gave me a funny look. “No, not him. A new one. Now I’ve told you, so go on.”

I didn’t understand, even after I was up on the deck getting attacked by Mom’s hugs and kisses. Then Stoner came out of the house. For a split second I wondered what he would think of me having a new dad, and then I got it.