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Hudson

Mason: ?????? “HUUUUDSONNNNN WIIIIILDEEEE!!!”

Hudson: Shut up.

Aiden: Did you survive? Should we send a search party or just put you on a milk carton?

Dane: Rookie move, Wilde. Getting stampeded by a bunch of teenagers? Come on.

Hudson: I don’t want to talk about it.

Mason: Nah, we’re absolutely talking about it.

Dane: You’re lucky I didn’t see it in real time. I’d still be laughing.

Hudson: You guys are theworst.

Mason: What did you expect, man? You werelate . AGAIN. You basicallyaskedfor it.

Hudson: I WASN’T LATE.

Dane: My guy, you missed warm-ups. You’re always late. It’s basically your only personality trait at this point.

Mason: Wilde Time?. It’s a thing.

Hudson: IT WASN’T MY FAULT.

Mason: It never is. ??

Aiden: Yet it alwayshappens.

Mason: He got tackled by teenagers. Literalchildren. That’s what he gets.

Aiden: He’s a public safety hazard.

Hudson: I hate all of you.

Mason: Did they at least chant your name?

Dane: Doubt it.

Aiden: Probably why he’s still breathing. He’d enjoy that too much.

Hudson: Can someone remind me why I hang out with you guys?

Dane: Because we keep you humble. And alive.

Mason: Barely alive after today. ??

Hudson: I’m muting this chat.

Aiden: Admit it, you love us.

Hudson: I’m blocking all of you.

Dane: Sure, you are. Just don’t be lateagain,or we’re putting you in a helmet cam next time.

Mason: Omg. A Hudson Wilde highlight reel of shame. I’ll edit it.

Aiden: 10/10 content.

Hudson: I actually hate you.