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Story: As You Ice It
CHAPTER 10
THE DREAM TEAM
Wyatt: I’m bored
Wyatt: Spill the tea or whatever it is the kids are saying these days
Logan: You must not spend time with any kids because they are definitely not saying that.
Felix: Hey, Wyatt. Hope you’re doing well and not freezing your butt or any other important parts off.
Wyatt: So far so good
Wyatt: But it’s COLD
Van: Hey Oscar. I keep forgetting ur on this thread
Eli: WYATTTTTTTT!
Eli: Nice hatty the other night.
Wyatt: Thanks. It felt good.
Van: No fair
Van: You didn’t score any hat tricks with us
Wyatt: You’re doing just fine. Maybe one day you’ll grow up and score one yourself, Vanity
Logan: Sound the alarm! We’ve got a spicy Wyatt tonight.
Camden: Wyatt’s spicy? I thought he was just grumpy.
Eli: Why not both?
Nathan: It’s late
Van: Ignoring Nathan and speaking of tea, Cole has a girlllllfriend
Felix: Congrats, Cam.
Eli: LETS GOOOOO CAMMIE
Van: Why does no one tell me anything
Dominik: Probably because you tell everyone everything
Eli: Nikki’s got a point
Logan: According to my sources, it’s not official. Yet.
Eli: Your sources = Parker
Logan: Duh. She could be wrong though and I’d love to be the first to tell her something for once.
Camden: Logan’s “source” is correct
Wyatt: So … no girlfriend?
Felix: Is everything okay?
Camden: It’s fine. I have a plan.
Van: Reminder—kidnapping is illegal
Alec: Who’s kidnapping whom?
Camden: No kidnapping
Alec: Then what are we talking about?
Felix: You know you can scroll back through the chat, right?
Alec: You guys talk too much. It’s faster to just ask.
Van: Camden can’t lock it down
Felix: I would love to exist in a world where we aren’t talking about kidnapping or locking down women.
Logan: Come on, man. You know we respect women.
Felix: Still.
Wyatt: Whatever enlightened term we’re going to use, do your plans end with you and Naomi in a relationship?
Camden: That’s the goal
Van: Dude. You’d be A DAD.
Eli: Liam’s cool
Van: I’m going to start calling you Daddy
Felix: NO ONE IS GOING TO BE CALLED DADDY ON THIS THREAD.
Eli: Whoa
Eli: You got Felix using all caps
Eli: That means he’s serious
Camden: I like Liam. I’m not saying I know what I’m doing, but I’m open to it.
Alec: Let me know if you need any tips.
Logan: Hanging out with Juno for a few months makes you the expert now?
Van: Don’t forget he’s practically raising the twins
Nathan: Truth
Camden: I’ll be sure to let you know if I need any tips on babies or barely adults, captain.
Wyatt: Well this has been fun
Van: Is this your way of saying goodbye, Oscar?
Wyatt: Just because I’m far away doesn’t mean I don’t still know where you live, Van
Van: Oooh a threat
Wyatt: Or who your wife’s dad is—come to think of it, Coach said to let him know if I need anything
Eli: LOL
Logan: *grabs popcorn*
Van: I take back all the times I called you Oscar, Wyatt.
Van: Ur not a grouch
Van: Ur REALLY nice
Felix: Selling it a little hard there, Van.
Camden: Heading to bed
Logan: Keep us posted!
Van: And just remember—when in doubt kidnapping might be illegal but it’s also effective
Camden: And on that note … GOODNIGHT