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Colby: You’ll only get Calder over there if you tell him he can tag something lol
Calder: Sir, yes, sir
Zee: No tagging allowed, hellions
Carson: Hey, do you think this marriage BS is why the old man was here two weeks ago? You know, when Colby backed into that fancy car of his?
Zee: OMG. You did what?!
Calder: *snickers* Colby was overzealous with the clutch. Busted up Clyde’s Porsche.
Carson: The best part was Colby ‘accidentally’ forgetting how a stick shift worked. Clyde had to get into our truck and drive it himself because Colby just kept on ramming into it over and over.
Calder: And over and over :P
Colby: I should have won an Academy Award for best actor
Carson: We didn’t tell Clyde that we’ve been driving on the ranch since we were nine LMAO
Zee: You’re going to be the death of me, I swear to God
Zee: So, you didn’t know about the arranged marriage thing?
Colby: Dude, no
Calder: Fuck, Zee. You think I’d have let her get away with this BS if I knew her game?
Zee: Okay, so you don’t owe me trillions then
Zee: See you soon? (Though I don’t know why I want to!!!!!!!!!)
Calder: For realz
Carson: Hey, we got your back, sis
Colby: But if you could loan us a couple hundred bucks to fix our quarter panel, you’d be the best sister in the world.
Zee: You have some freakin’ nerve, kid.
*Zee sends $400*
Zee: I can’t afford more.
Colby: Can confirm we have the best sister
Carson: 100%
Calder: Legit
Zee
“Someone tells me we’re losing you to Canada.” An arm hooks around my neck. “Is that true, Ms. Suzy?”
“Don’t call me that, Link.” I groan.
“Ignore him,” Lily, his Old Lady, says with a tut. “He’s been pouting ever since I told him in Canada, they think they live above a crack den.”
“I thought it was a joke.”