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When she advanced, Spike scuttled backward, putting distance between them, cupping his dick protectively.

“Absolutely not. Stay the fuck away from me. Sadist.”

She smirked and blew him a kiss.

“Fuckboy.”

Spike scowled again and turned to leave the room. Baby Doll tilted her head, boldly checking him out as he stormed off.

“Why don’t you two just have hate sex already?” I asked.

She scoffed.

“He’s probably loaded with every STD known to man. All that bait and tackle below the belt might be tempting. Until he opens his mouth. Then suddenly, I’m as dry as the Sahara desert.”

I stifled a groan, rubbing my throbbing forehead.

“Too much information.”

Baby Doll continued, unfazed.

“Besides, there are plenty of times where I wanted to ride the dick but not the dude. And not a single one of you would ever look me in the eyes again if I slept with him anyway. I’ve worked too damn hard to blow it on a skirt chaser like him. Give me more credit than that, boss.”

“Didn’t mean any offense,” I said.

“None taken."

Crash sat at the bar, mouth hanging open slightly, eyes wide.

“You’ll catch flies like that, son,” Big G said.

“He’s getting one hell of an education right now,” I said.

“Did I break his brain?” Baby Doll mused.

“I think so.”

“I bet he has a hard-on that could poke a hole through his jeans,” Big G said.

Roxie reached over and palmed the front of his pants.

Crash flinched.

“Whoa! Hey, what iswrongwith you people? Ever heard of personal space?”

“Stiff as a board,” Roxie chirped. “Poor guy. I bet you could use some lovin’ to get rid of that tension.”

Big G took a seat at the bar, accepting defeat.

“Go ahead, sweetheart. He’s all yours. Make a man out of him.”

Roxie bounced on her toes as she pulled a bewildered Crash off his stool, tugging him toward one of the back rooms.

I fixed my attention on Baby Doll.

“Are you going to tell us why you were so friendly with that cop a minute ago?”

Big G and Baby Doll started mopping up the coffee with a rag, moving containers away from the spill zone.