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I’m so happy for you and also that’s so gross! When do you start?

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Stuart Parkes

10:53

I start on Monday and I get paid weekly so in like 2 weeks I’ll be RICH apart from my crushing debt haha and you know what that means

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Ada Highfield

11:01

I’m about to receive many fine jewels? Which I can then sell to pay off my own crushing debt?

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Stuart Parkes

11:02

If by fine jewels you mean my … hmm no wait that’s too crude, reel it in Stuart. Anyway I thought I was your sugar baby, why else would I date an older woman

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