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My grandmother pats my arm. “I don’t think Gloria Steinem is coming to take your card away just yet,” she says, then pauses to think. “Another way of looking at what happened is the classic you-met-your-hero, Lanie. Why don’t you slow down and tell me about it?”

“Ugh,” I say, as the memory flows back into my mind. “His real name is Noah Ross. He’s a mid-thirties narcissist with a smug smile and a completely reckless disregard for the fact that he’s four months late on his next manuscript. He doesn’t seem to grasp that even if it doesn’t matter tohimwhether he writes another book, it matters to a whole lot of other people. It matters to me.”

“What makes you so sure he’snotworking on this book?”

“Because yesterday I told him to send me what he had so far.” I push back from the table. “Radio silence.”

“So.” BD raps her long nails on the table. “Noa Callaway is a putz, and he’s got writer’s block, just in time for your provisional promotion. This is not good.”

“I keep coming back to the moment when I finally understood who he was. We were at the chess house in Central Park. And thisthingpassed between us. It was like both of us knew everything was about to change—and not for the better.”

“So, you weren’t the only one nervous about the reveal?”

“He wasn’t nervous,” I say. “He was ice-cold. He brought me to a location that meant something to us both—you know, our online chess games?”

“Legendary,” she concedes.

“And then he played me like a fiddle.”

“A pawn would be a more apt metaphor, here, Editor.”

“Whatever! He also mocked my suit!”

BD’s brows shoot up. “The Fendi?”

I nod, daring BD to defend him now. “Characterizing, wouldn’t you say?” I sigh. “I wore it because I think I was expecting him to be more like... you. Less like... himself. Honestly, it’s hard for me to remember now who or what I’d been expecting. Oh, BD, why couldn’t it have been you?”

“Well, I’m flattered, but I can’t say I’m surprised.”

“Really?” I say, amazed. “You’ve read all Noa’s books.You’re honestly telling me you suspected Noa Callaway had a... you know...”

“You can saypenisto your grandmother, Lanie.”

“Oh jeez. Fine.Penis.”

“Manhood,” BD says.

“Dick.” I put my head on the table. She runs her nails along my shoulder like she did when I was little, and it helps.

“All I’m suggesting is,” she says, “there’s a reason he’s been hiding behind a pseudonym.”

“I wish I knew what that reason was,” I say, lifting my head off the table. “It might make him seem more human. Less like the Great Red Spot of Jupiter settling permanently over my life. Then again, knowing my luck, I’d probably discover things about him that would only make me hate him more. Can you believe, he actually asked me why it bothers me to find out he’s a man?”

“Did you have an answer?”

I sigh. “It made me think of something Ryan said once, at a work party I brought him to. About how the whole point of fiction is that it’s a lie.” I grimace, remembering. “It didn’t score huge points with Sue. But you know, Ryan’s bookshelves are crammed with biographies of Great Men. He and his friends all quote from the same texts. They read them like technical manuals, how-to guides to Become Great.I think it lets them fantasize that someday, the story of their lives will be interesting enough for other men to want to read.”

BD laughs, nodding.

“Wouldn’t it rockhissense of self,” I say, “ifProfiles in Courageturned out to be a hoax?”

“Have you told him?” BD says.

“I mean, the odds are JFK had a ghostwriter, but—”

“I mean about Noa Callaway,” BD says. “Have you talked to Ryan about it?”

“BD,” I sputter, feeling myself overdoing a display of shock. “My NDA! I can’t tell anyone...”