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“But then I’d block your twenty-four-pack.”

“People would still know it’s there,” he says and kisses me again.

I tap his chest. “By any chance, is there something besides your bod making it so ungodly hot in here?”

Ryan sets me down, leans handsomely against the stove and tucks his thumbs in the waistband of his jeans. “Do you want the good news or the bad news first?”

“I always want bad news first,” I say, setting down my many tote bags. I leave the house with one and somehow manage to come home every day with four. “What kind of person can absorb good news knowing bad news lurks around the corner?”

“All right,” he says. “The bad news is I broke your radiator while fixing your dishwasher. The good news is I fixed your dishwasher.” He tugs at my sleeve. “Take your coat off. Stay awhile.”

I’d love to throw off my trench, but I am fully nude beneath it, and this hot flash is not the opening salvo I’d envisioned for our passionate tryst tonight. I lean around him to survey the disaster that is my kitchen. So much for my three-act fantasy.

“Dishwasher sure looks fixed,” I joke. “While you’re lining up renovation projects, do you think you can fix my headboard tomorrow? I was hoping we could do some damage to it tonight.”

“I mean,” he says, pointing at the hoses, “the rattle’s fixed.Or it will be by the time I put it back together. But that’s the easy part.”

“Sure.” My dishwasher has rattled during the rinse cycle since before I moved in, and it’s never really bothered me. It’s one of the quirks of New York apartment living I feel one must come to love. If it’s acting up while I’m having a dinner party, two thwacks does the trick, but most of the time I run the dishwasher on my way to bed and sleep right through the cacophony.

Ryan is a light sleeper. He finds the rattle uncharming. He finds most of my apartment’s quirks uncharming, and is working his way through their solutions.

“Where’s Alice?” I glance over Ryan’s shoulder at the small dog bed where my tortoise usually hangs out. Alice is eighty-six years old and very opinionated, especially about climate. I inherited her from my neighbor across the hall, Mrs. Park, when she moved to Florida. Alice and Ryan do not get along.

Ryan lifts a shoulder. “I think she went that way about an hour ago.” He gestures toward the bathroom.

I find Alice under my sink, where the pipe drips. “Good thing he hasn’t fixed the drip yet,” I whisper.

“Tortoises like heat,” Ryan says as I carry her back into the kitchen. “They’re cold-blooded.”

“Not Alice,” I say, adding ice to her water and setting out some cold cubes of orange from the fridge. “She’s sensitive. She thinks she’s a dog.”

“Maybe our next pet could be an actual dog? My brother just got a goldendoodle and—”

“Do not talk about Alice like she’s already gone. She could outlive you!”

He laughs. “How was the Valentine’s dance?” Ryan is always ever so slightly mistaken about what’s going on at my work. But tonight, I don’t correct him. To split hairs over the fact that the party’s theme wasVowsnotValentineswould open the vault of Wedding Conversations.

Namely ours. Ryan doesn’t understand why I start sweating when we talk venues. In his mind, we are two exceptionally capable decision makers, and, with the help of a professional planner, should be able to pull off this event with ease. He wishes—like everyone else wishes—that we could just set a date.

I pull the bottle of prosecco from my bag. Ryan clocks the fancy label and raises an eyebrow, intrigued.

“Now doyouwant the bad news or the good news first?” I ask.

He’s at my mirrored bar cart, where I keep BD’s champagne flutes. “What kind of lunatic wants the bad news first when there’s prosecco losing its chill?”

“You’ve got a point, pop that bottle, but still, I have to go in order. I’ll make it quick.” I duck as Ryan sends the cork ricocheting around my tiny kitchen. He splashes some foam into my glass.

“The bad news is, Alix isn’t coming back from maternity leave.”

“They fired her?” Ryan shakes his head. “She could file a discrimination—”

“No, no,” I cut him off. “It was her choice. To stay with her baby.”

“Makes sense,” Ryan says. “That’s what my sister-in-law did after the twins. A lot of women—”

“Ryan,” I say, putting my glass down and resting both hands on his shoulders. “What would you say if I told you that you are looking at the brand-new editorial director of Peony Press?”

Ryan blinks. It takes him a moment to realize that a response is in order. “I’d say, um, wow. That is unexpected...lyamazing. Are you serious?”