Page 110 of Wrapped in Red

Holt:Watts is the only one who gets to call me that, sweetheart.

Maverick:That’s just rude.

Ezra:I miss you all so much. The wedding can’t get here fast enough.

Noel:I kind of miss you, too.

Ezra:Wait, I need to screen grab that.

Matthias: I think you should frame that. Noel has feelings. He said he misses you.

Noel:Fuck off.

Matthias:My husband might get mad.

Matthias:Oh shit. Can you forget I said that?

Ezra:OMG! I knew I forgot to ask you something. Did you and Killian secretly get married?

Holt:Cat’s out of the bag now, Matthias.

Ezra:You lucky son of a bitch. I’m so jealous.

Matthias: Are you? I mean, you got your man.

Ezra:Seventeen-year-old me would hate you, but twenty-four-year-old me is super happy for you. Killian is a catch. Did you take pictures? I want to see them. When, where, how? Deets, boo.

Noel:I hope you all let me live through you. I’m never getting married. I don’t even like sex that much.

Holt:How can you not like sex? It’s like the best thing ever. Maybe you just haven’t met the right man yet. Do you at least like to jerk off?

Matthias:Can I tell you in person? I’d rather not send it over text. Killian is going to be pissed. Helena and Dean don’t even know yet.

Noel:Yes, I masturbate.

Ezra:You might be demi or pan. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, Noel. You just need to find the right man to get you going. Maybe Seth would be fun for you, but you need a man to understand you. Wyatt might.

Noel:Ezra, stop. I know you mean well, but I’m not interested right now.

Ezra:Yes, Matthias, I can wait until I see you again. Speaking of sex on the kitchen table, did I tell you about the time CC spread frosting all over me?

Noel:What did I say about sex talk in the group chat?

Ezra:I can’t recall, your honor.