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"Boyztomen" group chat

Alex: Yo, Roman. Can you go check on Daddy Sully for me?

Roman: What the fuck did you do now?

Alex: Nothing out of the ordinary.

Roman: That's exactly what I’m afraid of.

Leo: The last thing I need to see right now is either of your faces.

Roman: What the hell did I do?

Leo: You're friends with that arsehole. Thereby, you are guilty by association.

Alex: We spell it "ass" in this country.

Roman: Luckily for you, I'm busy anyway. How's the nanny search going?

Leo: Fuck off.

Roman: That bad, huh?

Alex: He made a girl cry today.

Roman: That's low, dude.

Alex: Also, who the fuck says "thereby" in this day and age?

Roman: Men who make girls cry.

Alex: Men who also take their sexual frustration out on their friends.

Roman: Not sure you meant that how it sounded.

Alex: He definitely wanted it. Had to remind the poor guy that I'm all about the pussy life. Pretty sure he sprung a boner just looking at my hair.

Alex changed the group chat name to “Leo needs to get laid”

Roman: Now I know you're joking.

Alex: Oh, please. You guys would kill for my hair.

Roman: I don't know who you're tryna kid, but we all know the only reason you grew a topknot is because you couldn't grow a beard.

Alex: * middle finger emoji*

Roman: * laughing face emoji*

Alex: At least my hair isn't thinning like a certain grumpy-ass daddy we know.

Leo Sullivan has left the group chat

Roman: Goddamnit, Wolfe. Look what you did now.