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"Daddy Sully and the bros" group chat

Roman: How we feeling for practice tomorrow, broskies? Coach is always a hardass on the first day of pre-season.

Alex: I'm not worried. Been keeping up with my cardio *wink face*

Leo: I'm not sure sex actually counts as cardio.

Alex: It does if you work hard enough.

Roman: To be fair, I've seen the dude in action, and he’s definitely hitting his target BPM.

Leo: Do I even wanna know?

Roman: We changed a girl's life with an exclusive two-for-one deal.

Leo: I hope you pricks are wrapping it up.

Alex: Says the one with an illegitimate child.

Leo: Just saying, condoms are only 99.99% effective. I learned that the hard way.

Alex: I'll take the 0.01% risk.

Leo: Statistically speaking, you conceived at least one child last year.

Leo: And got two venereal diseases.

Alex: You're just jealous you're not getting any.

Leo: Have fun with your herpes. I've heard the itching is a bitch.