Page 64 of Will & Patrick's Endless Honeymoon

“Guess you’ll be calling Jenny first thing in the morning.”

“Of course. Need to know all about her baby-daddy’s D.” He snorts and wipes at his eyes. “Holy cripes, have I ever told you how much I love it here?”

“What?” Laughing, Will sets aside his laptop. “Seriously? Are you still high from those anti-anxiety meds?”

“They don’t make me high. Just relaxed. And maybe, but I do love it here. It’s the absolute trashiest, most drama-riddled town of all time, and I love it. Not as much as I love you, but…” He cracks up again, his face growing splotchy with laughter. “It’s so awful it follows us halfway around the world.”

“So you’re content to raise a kid here?” Will asks once Patrick’s calmed down.

“Sure. Speaking of, let’s try to make one for ourselves one last time.” He waggles his eyebrows. “Maybe we just haven’t tried hard enough.”

Will flushes, his eyes shining. “Pretty sure I don’t have the right parts.”

“You know what I always say: If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.”

“I thought you always say that I’m a great lay.”

“That too. C’mon, let’s finish this the way it began.” Patrick stands up and pulls Will along with him. “With you shouting my name.”

As they walk up the stairs to the bedroom, Will whispers, “Want to play superhero and villain again?”

“No.” Patrick kisses Will’s cheek before whispering in his ear, “Let’s just play Will and Patrick.”

THE END