Page 14 of The Irish Gypsy

Two days later Simon picked up Kitty, her brother and Barbara. When the carriage pulled up in Curzon Street, Simon said.

"Kit and I are getting married this afternoon and you can be our witnesses."

"Simon, whatever gave you an idea like this? It doesn't seem right to just run off and get married,"

Kitty protested.

"Kit, you know the O'Reillys will be relieved if they don't have to put on a fancy wedding for us. Besides we made a bargain; don't cry off now."

"Kitty, you daren't do this; Patrick will kick up a hell of a stink!"

protested Terry, who was appalled at the thought of Kitty marrying Simon.

"Daren't? Are you implying I must have Patrick's permission before I decide my future?"

she demanded.

"Why, you know how Patrick feels about you, Kitty,"

said her brother.

"How does he feel about you?"

demanded Simon.

"He thinks he owns me, but I'm about to prove him wrong."

Barbara cut in.

"Nonsense! He's busy with his own marriage plans to Grace Haynsworth. What possible difference can it make to Patrick?"

"True!"

said Kitty with a toss of her head.

"Well, why are we sitting here? We have a wedding to attend."

It was only when the minister was intoning the words to the marriage service that Kitty came to her senses. He looked more like an undertaker than a man of God. The flowers didn't even look real. The sing-song voice was asking her to pledge away the rest of her life to this young man she hardly knew. She thought wildly: What am I doing here?

The day had blank spaces in it for her. Now they were back in Cadogen Square and she didn't remember one moment of the carriage ride. Simon was speaking. She must make an effort to hear what he was telling her.

"Pack your bags. I'll pick you up in an hour."

The next thing she knew, she was being scolded and congratulated by Julia.

"Oh dear, you don't have anything that vaguely resembles a trousseau. But never mind; when you're Lady Crowther you'll even take precedence over me."

Kitty ignored this patronizing remark and folded her old flannelette nightgown.

"Oh, you must have something a little more alluring than that thing,"

Julia said.

"I'll get one of my silk embroidered ones for you. Now don't protest, for I insist."

Kitty packed her toilet articles and Julia came back with the nightgown.

"You have no riding habit,"

Barbara said.

"Oh dear, I'm a positive ragbag; I never should have consented to this marriage in the first place. I don't know whatever I was thinking of."

"Nonsense, every single girl in the world who marries believes she's just made a dreadful mistake, but by tomorrow you'll feel differently, believe me."

As the tears threatened, Kitty said quickly.

"Thank you very much for everything; you've both been very kind to me."

Terrance was waiting below with a small bag that contained his few belongings. He hesitated.

"I've written a note for Patrick."

"Oh!"

Kitty said, startled.

"I just thanked him for everything and said I didn't want to leave him, but I was going with you to take care of you."

"Don't you think Simon will take care of me?"

she asked uncertainly.

"I don't know,"

he answered truthfully.

Simon arrived and good-byes were said. Kitty was relieved to get away, but when she got into the hired carriage she was surprised to find two young men occupying it.

Simon laughed and said.

"Isn't it the most marvelous thing? I ran into my two very best friends in the world, Brockington and Madge, and they insist on coming with us so we won't be moped, stuck in the country."

Kitty murmured, "Hello,"

then added.

"Did you say Madge?"

"His name's Talmadge, but you can call him Madge; we all do,"

said Simon.

"Indeed I won't. Madge is a girl's name! What's your first name?"

Kitty smiled.

"Vivian,"

drawled the tall, thin youth, and the other two became engulfed with laughter, as if this was a most particular piece of wit.

Kitty smiled too.

"I see. I suppose I'd better stick to Madge then, like everyone else does."

"Oh, by the way, Mother wishes you luck and sends you her keys,"

said Simon.

"So she's finally cut the leading strings, eh, old boy?"

grinned Brockington.

"Completely washed her hands of me. You'll have to play dragon now, Kit."

Once again the young men went off into gales of laughter.

"I have a splendidly romantic idea,"

Made suggested.

"Why don't we go to The Elms by water?"

"Could we?"

demanded Kitty excitedly.

"Is The Elms on the river?"

"Of course it is,"

said Simon.

"Tell the driver to take us to the river."

Brockington opened the little connecting door and told the driver.

"Westminster Bridge."

"What the hell did you tell him that for?"

asked Madge disgustedly.

"We're much closer to Lambeth Bridge."

"Vauxhall!"

put in Simon.

Terry hesitated.

"Excuse me, gentlemen, but I believe we're closest to Chelsea Bridge.

"Course we are,"

said Brockington.

"Are you foxed, Simon?"

"I'll tell you what it is, Brocky,"

said Simon.

"You both got into the sauce before you even met me."

When they arrived at the waterstairs, Kitty couldn't believe all the baggage they had among them.

"Wedding presents."

Madge winked at her, touching his nose to indicate it was a secret.

They hailed a barge and the waterman held it steady while they all climbed aboard. Kitty was excited by the smell and sounds of the Thames. Simon told the waterman he would show him the dock he wanted when they arrived.

"It's between Wheybridge and Chertsey."

"Not a bit of it,"

said Brockington.

"It's after Hampton Court but before Chertsey."

"You're both wrong,"

insisted Madge.

"everyone knows the waterstairs are at Richmond, Kingston, Hampton Court, Wheybridge and Chertsey."

The waterman shook his head as he pulled on the heavy oar.

"Yer awl right, mates, so why argue? Westward ho!"

he called out.

Kitty was shocked at the shabby condition of The Elms. There was a beautiful center staircase with three bedrooms upon each side, upstairs. Downstairs, there was the kitchen, tiny breakfast room, dining room, lounge and a library-cum-gaming room. It was a little gem of a house with mullioned windows, but its furnishings were almost dilapidated. The draperies were faded and rotted from the sunlight. The chairs were all worn and frayed--some covers even hung in tatters--and the carpets in every room were threadbare. Moreover, the whole place needed a thorough cleaning.

Kitty remarked to Terrance.

"I'm ashamed to have guests here when it's in this condition, but they don't seem to mind. It makes you wonder what sort of homes they are used to."

Terrance chuckled.

"Didn't you know, they're both lords?"

"Saints preserve us,"

exclaimed Kitty, astounded.

All the men took themselves off to the stables, so she opened her gifts alone. She was disappointed to discover the wedding presents were a case of wine and a case of brandy.

Simon hadn't even assembled the servants for her to meet, so she went toward the kitchens in search of someone. She found an old woman nodding over a small kitchen fire.

"Hello, I'm the new Mrs. Brownlow. Could you ring for the other servants? I'd like to meet my staff."

The old woman looked at her shrewdly before she blurted.

"There's only me and Hobson, me old man. He does the outside work."

"But Mrs. Hobson, who does the cooking?"

"I do,"

said the old woman.

"Then who does the cleaning?"

asked Kitty.

The old woman's eyes kindled and she let out a crack of laughter.

"Nobody, as ye can plainly see for yourself!"

"But that's terrible. We must hire some girls from the village,"

suggested Kitty.

"Girls from around here wouldn't come,"

she stated flatly

Kitty was puzzled.

"But why not?"

Mrs. Hobson shook her head.

"Goings on,"

she said enigmatically.

"What sort of goings on?"

Kitty asked blankly.

"That's for me to know and you to find out, missy,"

cackled the old girl.

Kitty decided to take a higher hand with the disrespectful servant.

"There will be five of us for dinner. I'll leave the menu in your hands, Mrs. Hobson--after all, I don't want to start interfering on my first day--but let me assure you that if I don't find things to my satisfaction, I shan't hesitate to make some changes round here."

"Well, let me assure you, Mrs. Brownlow, that unless me and my husband get some of the back wages that is owed us, we shan't hesitate to make some changes round here."

Kitty was immediately contrite.

"Oh, I'm so sorry, Mrs. Hobson. How much does Simon owe you?"

she asked bluntly.

"Three months to the day."

"I'll speak to him about it right away,"

she promised, then silently changed it to tomorrow. She emerged from the kitchen to see Brockington streak up the stairs after Madge, both discarding their clothes in a shockingly abandoned fashion.

"Drunk as lords,"

Simon joked as he caught the shocked look on her face.

"Actually they can't wait to get into their riding breeches and do a bit of hunting. We'll be back for dinner. Amuse yourself."

"Simon, hang on a moment, please. I know we have an understanding that we won't live in each other's pockets, but you haven't even shown me to my room."

"Sorry, Kit,"

he grumbled.

"don't turn into a tiresome female. Just pick any room you fancy. Oh, one word of advice. This lot always uses the rooms to the left of the stairs, so if I were you, I'd take the right."

Terrance came in from the stables, shaking his head.

"Mr. Hobson must do his job as ably as Mrs. Hobson,"

remarked Kitty. She lit fires in every room, then went over the house from rafters to the cellar and poked her nose into every cupboard. She found a meager supply of coal and put some in a scuttle and carried it into the lounge. A mental picture of herself came into her mind and she sank into the nearest chair.

"Hauling coal again,"

she gasped with laughter. Oh, if I don't laugh, I know I'll cry, she thought wildly. What on earth have I gotten myself into?

The atmosphere was pandemonium. The dining room was echoing with laughter when she went in. Mrs. Hobson served them an almost inedible meal. There was a watery broth followed by a tough boiled fowl. The vegetables were sparse and the bread stale. But the young men ate heartily and proposed toasts liberally, so the little dinner party seemed a resounding success. They moved on to the library and immediately set up a card table.

"Come on, Terry; you too, Kit. Nothing beats a good game."

"I'm sorry, Simon, I don't enjoy cards, probably because I don't know how, and Terry doesn't have any money."

"Nonsense. I'll stake him,"

Brockington said grandly. They insisted that Terry sit down with them. Kitty soon became alarmed at the amounts they were gambling, but she knew it was pointless to argue with men who had imbibed too much, so in desperation she told Simon that she was going up to bed. She looked at him apprehensively. His mouth curved into the nicest smile and he looked impossibly young.

Kitty put on the silk embroidered nightgown Julia had given her and waited. The only face that she could see was Patrick's. The mouth that could be cruel and passionate, the arrogant nose and smoldering eyes haunted her.

"Oh, God, I love him so,"

she cried aloud.

The din from below grew louder until it became an uproar, but still Simon did not come. The racket continued and Kitty began to relax. Eventually she drifted off to sleep, but Simon never came.

Patrick hadn't removed his coat before he asked for Kitty.

"Oh, Patrick, the most exciting thing. Kitty eloped yesterday!"

said Julia.

"With whom?"

he thundered.

"Why, Simon, of course."

"Goddamn it, woman, how did you allow such a thing to happen? Is Amelia still in town?"

he demanded.

"Why, yes, I think so,"

she faltered.

He grabbed his hat and departed. It was a man incensed who confronted Amelia.

"If we act immediately we can get this thing annulled,"

he said firmly.

"You must be mad! They had my full consent. Why should I wish the marriage to be annulled?"

"I wish it, and that should be sufficient,"

he thundered.

"You can't bully me, Patrick O'Reilly, so save your breath. Kitty is all I could wish for in a wife for Simon. The marriage is perfectly legal and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it. I wish you good day, sir."

He turned on his heel and left. Julia received the full brunt of his temper.

"For God's sake, calm down Patrick, and consider this rationally,"

she pleaded.

"Kitty received an offer of marriage and she jumped at the chance."

"You pushed her into it, to get rid of her,"

he accused at the top of his voice.

"I did nothing of the sort. They are well suited in age and make a lovely couple."

"Has he taken her to The Elms?"

he asked ominously.

"Yes, they are on their honeymoon and you mustn't go bursting in on them."

Patrick then did something he'd never done before. He slapped her. She ran from the room in tears.

Then he had Barbara to contend with. She flew to her sister's defense and attacked Patrick head on.

"Don't you dare to breeze in here and blame Julia for what is a direct result of your own high-handed behavior! You're the one who went merrily off to engage yourself to Grace what's-her-face and left Kitty with a broken heart. Now you return and find she has contracted a marriage with an eligible man of her own age instead of finding her prostrate with grief and pining for you. So you fly into a jealous rage and slap Julia."

He looked as if he were about to slap Barbara too, but she went on heedlessly.

"I think Simon must love Kitty very much. He took her without dowry, without hardly a stitch to her back, if it comes to that. He's not very flush in the pocket until he comes into his uncle's money. He could easily have had Lord Brockington's sister, who has about thirty thousand a year, I believe."

"Good God, it would take twice that amount to get rid of her in the marriage market,"

he hooted.

"Anyway, it seems to me you're playing dog-in-the-manger. You wouldn't marry Kitty, but you don't want anyone else to have her. Well, you're making a damned cake of yourself, because it's a fait accompli and that's that!"

Patrick did what every other man would do under the circumstances. He got drunk. It didn't help. His temper was savage with everyone and everything. He called Kitty every vile name he could lay his tongue to. Patrick was cut to the heart that she preferred Simon Bloody Brownlow to himself. He felt totally betrayed. Bitterness ate at him relentlessly. Finally he vowed to put the little jade out of his mind by throwing himself into his work, and he again made plans for a voyage to America.

Kitty saw very little of Simon the first week of their marriage. He spent all of his time with his friends, mostly outdoors. Since there were not enough horses for everyone to ride, Kitty didn't attempt it. She helped Mrs. Hobson with the cooking, knowing the fare was more appetizing when she took a hand in it. At the end of the week, when Madge and Brockington returned to London, Kitty was glad to see their backs. They got drunk every night and spent their evenings gambling; she did not think they were very good influences on Simon. He begged them not to leave, and he was lifeless and despondent for the first few days after they were gone. Then Kitty got a great surprise: A horse was delivered from Tattersall's. She was practically on the verge of tears when she learned it was a wedding present from Patrick.

"Oh, how can I ever thank him?"

she exclaimed.

"Don't thank him, thank me,"

grinned Simon.

"I dropped him a note giving the hint about how poorly mounted you were,"

he boasted.

Kitty was shocked.

"Simon, you shouldn't have done such a thing. How humiliating! I don't want anything from Patrick."

"Nonsense! Just think of all the money he has. I couldn't possibly make ends meet if it weren't for the benevolence of my friends. Madge always supplies the wine and Brockington the brandy. Put all those useless ideas to the back of your head, Kit, and decide what you're going to call her,"

Simon urged.

Kitty shook her head.

"I'll call her Brandywine for the obvious reason that's the only other wedding presents I received."

She put out her hand to fondle the soft muzzle and tears stung her eyelids at the thought of Patrick.

"I....I have no riding habit, Simon,"

she faltered.

"Oh, stuff! There's trunks full of riding breeches and jodhpurs I had when I was a boy. Come on, we'll find something that fits you," he urged.

"Simon, I couldn't wear breeches. What would people say?"

"What people? There's none to see but me."

He took her by the hand and led her up to the attics where the trunks of old clothes were stored. He piled her arms high with buckskins and velvet breeches and lace-edged shirts.

She tried them on and was both delighted and dismayed that they fit her.

His eyes showed his pleasure at her appearance.

"If your hair were shorter, you and Terry could pass for twins,"

he said and laughed.

"Stay right where you are, Kit, and I'll get the scissors.

"No, no, you mustn't!"

she protested.

"Come on, Kit, be a sport. What a famous joke. Let me cut off just a little?"

he coaxed.

"Simon, no! I don't want my hair cut off. Come back immediately!"

Simon came back, but not before he had found a pair of scissors. To Kitty's horror, she realized that Simon was perfectly capable of doing something to her against her wishes. She protested and begged, but he held her down. Laughing like someone having the greatest fun in the world, he brandished the scissors above her curls. She grew alarmed at Simon's odd behavior and finally agreed to let him cut just a couple of inches off the bottom.

Kitty could see that Simon became easily bored and restless. She realized that he was shockingly immature. One afternoon when she was riding with Simon, he said he'd catch a rabbit for their dinner and produced a ferret from his saddlebag. Kitty hated ferrets. She dismounted and began to run through the trees.

"Kit, come back. Don't be such a baby,"

he said with a laugh.

"No, I hate them. They're so long and slinky and their little red eyes frighten me."

"Coward!"

he taunted.

"Come and see how well trained it is."

"No! It's cruel to the rabbit to put those horrible things down their warren. It almost frightens them to death and I don't want to watch!"

He began to chase her. She screamed and ran as fast as she could to get away from him. She knew he had a sadistic side and was capable of anything once he caught her. She fell to her hands and knees to try to escape in the underbrush, but with a pounce he was on top of her and she was struggling blindly against him. She gave a huge sigh of relief when she realized Simon was empty-handed, and they lay with him sprawled on top of her. By accident his hand came in contact with her breast. He drew it away quickly.

"Kit, you're all breasts in these damned shirts of mine. Why don't you bind yourself so you don't wobble about so much?"

Kitty was really surprised and said indignantly.

"I'm a woman, not boy,"

and as soon as the words were out she realized that was exactly what Simon wanted. He called her 'Kit', a masculine version of her name. He wanted her in pants and he had even cut her hair. She brooded on this with a vague uneasiness.

By Thursday night Simon could stand the solitude of the country no longer. He informed Kitty and Terrance that they were going up to London.

"Brockington's mother is giving a ball. You must be the most ravishing woman at the party. I want you to come too, Terry. My clothes should fit you. Let's go up now and find you something really elegant,"

Simon insisted.

Simon took Kitty to Harridges, the most expensive shop in London, where she spent a very pleasant hour trying on magnificent ball gowns. Kitty's choice hovered between the mauve chiffon and the misty rose silk, but Simon insisted upon a very low-cut white ruffled gown with a silver tissue overdress. It was extravagantly priced, but Simon waved away her protests.

They went to Brockington's bachelor establishment in Jermyn Street.

"Couldn't miss your ball tonight, old man. I would like a hairdresser for Kit, though. Can't have her looking like a country bumpkin, can we?"

"Remember that er....friend you used to have? Frenchman, wasn't he?"

"Pierre!"

they said in unison, smiling like two conspirators.

"Let's go and round him up. You come with us, Terry,"

said Simon.

Pierre was one of the strangest creatures Kitty had ever seen. He was extremely effeminate and she thought perhaps, he was even wearing lip salve. He had eyelashes that vied with Kitty's, and when he spoke with his quaint accent, he gesticulated wildly. He had no difficulty, however, in making a creation of Kitty's curls. It was piled high on top, and a false piece cascaded down one shoulder. The style suited her gown to perfection. Kitty couldn't understand why Simon had picked a gown that displayed her breasts so obviously when at other times he found them distasteful.

When they arrived with the son of the house, they were given a very warm welcome and Kitty found herself looking for that face in the crowd. She was both disappointed and relieved that he was not there. She was soon surrounded by handsome, rich young men on the make. As Terrance stood on the edge of the ballroom and observed the scene, he was sickened as he realized Simon was using her as bait to attract these young men. What Terrance didn't realize was that he himself was part of the bait.

With such a pair of attractive drawing cards, Simon had no difficulty rounding up half a dozen young men for a country house party for the following week. Brockington was engaged for every night of the coming week, but promised to come down to The Elms when the rest of the young men were expected, and promised to bring Madge with him.

"I've told everyone to ride down because I can't mount them, Brock."

"Never mind Simon. Someday you'll have the best stable in Surrey."

"Well, like King Charles, he's an unconscionable time a-dying,"

said Simon, laughing.

Simon made one stop on the journey home. Kitty thought it had something to do with providing entertainment for the invited guests. They stopped at a game farm that sold every kind of wild fowl chicks, such as snipe and partridge, and when Simon loaded a wooden box onto the gig she assumed it contained birds he was going to stock the woods with at The Elms.

Kitty didn't have a chance to speak with Terry until after dinner, when the effects of the brandy had overpowered Simon.

"What was it?"

asked Kitty, drawing him to the other side of the room.

"A fox!"

he answered.

"a little vixen. A female fox gives off a scent that can be picked up from up to a hundred miles away."

"Of course. He wants to attract foxes for a hunt. It's too cruel! You must let the little fox go free."

"Kitty, I don't approve of such practices either, but I don't think we should interfere."

He hesitated.

"I'm not worried for myself love, but Simon is your husband and he can be very unpredictable. I wouldn't like him for an enemy and I shouldn't like to see him vent his temper on you. I'll take him up to his bed,"

Terry murmured. He lifted Simon from where he lay sprawled by the fire and carried him upstairs.

Kitty wasted no time, but went directly to the stables. The small red creature blinked her eyes once, then like a cat's eyes the pupils slitted and the amber iris remained large and round. The vixen drew back into the corner, wrinkled her nose and bared her teeth in a snarl. Kitty chuckled softly.

"I won't hurt you, my beauty."

She took one of her hairpins, and using the two prongs pressed tightly together, inserted the points under the latch and forced it apart. The vixen knew instinctively what was expected of her. Without a sound she slunk into the night.

The next morning Kitty was still abed when she heard Simon's angry voice. He came up the stairs and flung open her bedroom door without ceremony. It was the first time he had ever seen her in bed.

"Which one of you did it? You or your damned brother?"

he demanded.

Kitty didn't bother to dissemble.

"It wasn't Terrance; I did it."

His face was white with anger as he moved toward the bed.

"Do you know how much that vixen cost me? She was in heat. She would have attracted every fox in Surrey."

"When I saw her, I took compassion on the little trapped creature. Please forgive me, Simon."

"I am going to punish you,"

he threatened firmly.

She pulled the covers up around her neck, feeling alarm for the first time.

"You wouldn't dare!"

He didn't waste his breath arguing with her, but grabbed her wrist and pulled her struggling from the bed. He had a wiry strength which when fueled by anger she could not withstand. He dragged her face-down across his knee and lifted her nightgown to expose her bare buttocks.

She was outraged with humiliation to be handled in this manner, but she found herself defenseless.

Simon raised his hand and slapped her bottom with full force. The first smack carried such a sting it brought tears to her eyes and a cry to her lips. Slowly and deliberately he went about his business, and her cries and pleas fell on deaf ears.

Suddenly she felt his organ grow hard against her belly and she twisted her face up to look at him in surprise. His eyes were rolled back, and he was in a frenzy of sexual arousal. The intimate touch of their bodies repelled her. She tried to contain her cries because they were obviously giving him pleasure. Her bottom was red-raw where the blood had been drawn to the surface. She feared she would faint from the pain, when all at once he threw his head back and all his muscles twitched and heaved in a spasm that left him limp. Simon's blue eyes smiled under lids heavy with sensuality. His mouth was soft and relaxed, his whole face was smooth with satiety.

Escaping his grip was no longer a problem. She locked herself in the small bathroom. She bathed her bottom with warm water until gradually the pain became bearable. This had confirmed her every fear that Simon was abnormal. She understood all too well why his mother had been so anxious to marry him off and leave for parts unknown.

Mrs. Hobson appeared as soon as Simon had departed, so she could investigate Kitty's cries. When she saw Kitty's eyes red from crying, she pressed her lips together and asked.

"Has he been practicing his abominations on you?"

"No....yes, but please don't let my brother know, Mrs. Hobson. Let's just keep it between us."

Mrs. Hobson looked at her conspiratorially and whispered.

"I know some spells I could let you have."

Kitty was immediately diverted.

"You mean witchcraft?"

In spite of herself she smiled.

"We have something in common. I'm a Gypsy, you know. I have a few curses of my own."

Warming to the subject, Mrs. Hobson confided.

"As a matter of fact, I've already worked a spell on him. It only remains to be seen if it works."

"What did you do?"

asked Kitty, amused.

"I buried five blue marbles,"

she replied in hushed tones.

"Did you call down the dark powers of Nebo?"

"No. Is that a witch?"

"Never mind. You're probably better off not knowing,"

answered Kitty.

"Perhaps the most sensible thing we could do would be to ask Mr. Hobson to put a bolt on my door,"

suggested Kitty.

"Practical common sense."

She patted Kitty on the shoulder.

"You'll survive this, my lass."

"I don't know, Mrs. Hobson. It's a hard world where the gentle can be eaten alive before they have time to grow an iron carapace."