Page 6 of The Guardians of Dreamdark (Windwitch #1)

With the vultures egging him on, the imp thrust his nose out into the world.

It was the least ratlike part of him, his nose—flesh while the rest was fur, and quite spectacularly large, with each nostril spacious enough to fit his big toes into, which he frequently did.

But though large, it was dainty in its way, and it flushed a delicate crimson as soon as he caught the scent of humans.

He thrust his head further and peered out through the hedge. He saw human lasses leaping about with butterfly nets, dancing near the woods then shying back, fascinated and terrified. Such was the lure of Dreamdark.

The humans had their own name for this most ancient of forests, and their school sat at its very edge, separated from it by only the hedge.

But what a hedge! It was an evil bramble, taller than tiptoes and dense as a mermaid’s braid, and it encircled the great wood in an unbroken band.

Meddling mannies had found their torches wouldn’t set it ablaze, and those who tried to chop it down would feel the axe seized from within and wrenched from their hands.

They stayed away, called it haunted, claimed beasts and fey creatures lurked within.

They were right.

“Jenny Greenteeth and Nellie Longarms!” chanted the lasses, daring each other near.

“Old Rawhead and Hairy Jack!”

“All the bogeymen together, sitting down to tea!”

Batch Hangnail, the imp, shifted impatiently in the hedge, brambles poking at his meaty backside. Ordinarily the sight of new mannies from whom to scavenge would have excited him, but today he was a pawn in a bigger game.

Once the lasses had raced away in pursuit of a butterfly, he made a crude gesture to the vultures and shoved his bulk through the hedge.

He dashed across the rutted path toward the school’s formal garden, following his whim to the strange unkempt place at its edge.

Though the rest of the gardens were blooming and bonny, pruned and tidy, this spot was dreary, a tree-shaded circle of weedy bricks with a well at its center.

He climbed the mossy stones and peered down into the darkness, feeling a little flutter in his belly.

He wasn’t afraid of the dark, certainly.

The dark was his favorite. And wells, he’d been down many.

He’d found his best diamond ring in a well, and a number of gold-capped teeth still clinging to their jaw, and the monogrammed handkerchief he wore tied satchel style over his shoulder.

He clutched it against him now to ease his aching heart.

His treasures—ah, his treasures! His wheelbarrow full of treasures was so far away now in Rome, and unless he did just as he was told, he might never see it again!

He still had his rings, for he wore them on his bristly tail.

But all the eyelashes he’d gathered from the cheeks of sleeping children, the hanks of their unwashed hair, the belly button lint, the baby teeth—ah, the baby teeth!

—as good as lost, and why? Because an ill-timed feast of rancid kidneys had made him sleepy, and while others fled the catacombs, he snored, to awaken to the terrible voice. ..

An ancient reek wafted up from inside the well, and Batch breathed deeply, excited in spite of himself.

Perhaps this task would have its own rewards , he thought.

Then, with scuttling grace, he climbed in and began his long descent.

Down he went, and down and down. And down some more!

“Munch,” he muttered. “’Tis devious deep.

” No ordinary well was this deep, but Batch already suspected this was no ordinary well.

Some time passed, and his little arms and legs grew tired, and the stones became slimier and slipperier.

He began to fret. He was already down so deep now he didn’t know if he could climb back out.

He imagined his wheelbarrow lying unclaimed forever in the dusty pelvis of that human skeleton back in the catacombs.

The thought was so wretched it made him twitch just as he reached for a slimy handhold.

..and he missed! His arms windmilled as down, down, down he fell, until with a squelching thud he met mud and was buried up to his nose in it, with just those grand pink nostrils poking up.

He snuffled deep breaths of rank, sulfurous air through them, letting the good bad smell clear his head.

Then he began to fumble about for a toehold in the muck.

By the time he had floundered his way out of it, Batch was a dirtier and richer imp than he had been moments before.

Filth-crusted from the top of his head to the tip of his tail, he admired his new silver coins—tossed here, he knew, by silly mannies trying to buy wishes—and one old rusty key.

He shoved the key into his satchel along with the coins, trusting his gift enough to know that when he found a thing, there was likely a use for it around the bend.

He padded around the pit of the well until he found a deep-set door. A door that had not been opened for centuries. At his push it creaked inward, and the air from the well shaft flowed in and over a lake of smoke, finding and feeding a low smoldering ember in the depths of the cavern.

The ember glowed brighter.

Batch took one slinking step over the threshold.

Suddenly the ember sparked into flame and reared like a waking beast. Salamanders leapt from stalactites and scurried away as it flared and spun and stretched limbs of fire. Its bright dance seared the eyes, too hot to look upon. Batch flung his hands over his face.

He had found what he sought. He always did.

The fire turned slowly toward him. It didn’t know how long it had slept. Long. It didn’t know if it wanted to wake. The old malice had awoken with it, and also a dull awareness of a new presence in the fabric of the world. Or a new absence. Or both.

“Who comes?” it hissed.

Batch stumbled forward. “M-m-my Lord Magruwen,” he stammered, eyes downcast. “Forgive my intrusion. I bring you a riddle!”

Once, the Magruwen had cherished riddles.

In the long-gone days of visitors, he had traded treasures for them.

There were no more visitors now—he had gone deep where no one would find him.

And yet here was an imp, smelling of graveyards and drains.

The Magruwen started toward him, then paused.

He hadn’t worn his head for a very long time.

He sucked himself together out of the swirling vapors of his cavern and funneled himself into an ancient skin, buttoning it up and settling the head on last. His eyes burned through vertical slashes in the mask, and where the skin was worn thin, flames could be seen dancing inside it.

“Who are you?” he demanded in a voice to scald the ears.

Trembling, Batch answered, “I am Batch, Lord. Just a lowly imp. A low creature...”

“ Low creature? ” repeated the Magruwen. “You insult the craft of the Djinn who shaped your kind. We made no creature low. If you are low, it is because you choose to creep. Are you low?”

Batch froze. His master had schooled him in just what to say, and he’d already botched it. What was he to answer? Was he low or wasn’t he? No ideas came to him, so he blurted, “The riddle, it’s new!”

Fume hissed from the Magruwen’s mask like a sigh. “Ask,” he said.

With relief Batch straightened up, cleared his throat, and recited:

I have a dozen wings to rake the sky ,

a dozen eyes to find the dead ,

A thousand souls within my guts ,

a single will in many heads .

I’ve drifted in the ocean’s womb ,

I’ve prowled through catacomb and tomb .

I’ve swept the cobwebs from the clouds ,

I’ve wiped my talons clean on shrouds .

I’ve soul of shade and heart of smoke ,

I’m ink and stain and clot and cloak .

I’m what you’ve never dreamed about .

I’m tongues gone dumb and fires put out .

What am I?

Fires put out? The Magruwen gave a snort that sent fireworks and salamanders streaming from his eyes and buttonholes.

This was an audacious imp, to come before a Djinn and speak of putting out fires!

But the Magruwen ceased thinking of the imp when the answer to the riddle brushed his mind like the wing tips of a moth.

He flicked it away. It was impossible, just a fancy, and one he was only too glad to ignore.

After all, he didn’t care about riddles anymore.

The fireworks subsided. He wanted only to fall back to sleep. “Choose a treasure, imp, and be on your way,” he said wearily.

Batch’s eyes lit up. He’d won. He’d won!

“Ha ha HA!” he cackled. He capered about.

The Magruwen didn’t even ask the riddle’s answer but simply cleared the smoke from the floor with a languid sweep of his arm.

Batch stopped when he saw what lay beneath it.

It was too much, too much for a scavenger to bear.

‘You may choose one thing,” said the Magruwen.

Batch swallowed hard. He’d been in treasure chambers before—he was a scavenger imp, after all.

He’d wallowed in gold ingots and pried gems from the eyes of icons with a shrimp fork.

He’d plundered robbers’ caves rigged with booby traps and pyramids riddled with curses.

He’d even napped in a mummy’s armpit! But nothing had prepared him for this.

The cavern floor glimmered as opals, amethysts, and moonstones caught the glow of the Magruwen’s flame and held it burning in their bellies.

There were chalices and lyres and mirrors framed in pearls, broadswords and tiaras and bolts of wondrous cloth.

Quite forgetting the reason he’d been sent here, Batch flexed his toes and waded in.