Page 19 of Roots Run Deep (Once and Always #2)

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Zach

My Western Civ professor has a handlebar mustache

Jason

I don’t think I’ve ever seen one of those in person

Me neither

Also I think he might be drunk

Isn’t it like 9:30 there?

Yup

Zach

Update: He’s definitely drunk. He’s listing to one side and has repeated the same sentence three times

Jason

Are you sure he’s not having a stroke?

Could be, but I’m sitting in the front row and he smells like he took a bath in bourbon

Yikes

Zach

Update #2: He’s started sweating profusely. Keeps mopping his brow with a handkerchief that looks like it began its existence in the seventies

Ope. He rubbed his face too vigorously and now his mustache is askew

Not a sentence I thought I’d ever type

Jason

lol

Btw. I’ll be home Saturday

Looking forward to it