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Zach

My roommate is clipping his toenails

Just sitting on the couch clipping away

Jason

Gross

We have a private bathroom. He could totally do it there

I stared at him really hard, and when he finally made eye contact, I glared pointedly at his feet. He went right back to clipping them

Maybe he didn’t understand your glare. Some people need actual words for communication

I don’t think that’s it. I just don’t think he cares

What are you going to do about it?

Text you, obvi

Seems productive

Eh. It beats writing my English paper

Jason

First home football game of the season tonight

Weird to be sitting in the stands

Zach

I’m sure

*picture of Mandy and Drea cheesing for the camera in their dance team uniforms*

They look great!

They spent an hour practicing their hair last night at my house. They locked me out of the bathroom

It’s just a ponytail, right?

Apparently it had to be curled a certain way and there’s some sort of braid thing that goes into it

Looks like a regular ponytail to me

Shh! They’ll hear you.

And then I’ll never hear the end of it

Lol. Girls are weird

Yup

Zach

First game is tomorrow

Jason

Nervous?

No

Yes

lol

It’s been a long time since I’ve been nervous for a game. But I’m the only freshman who’s starting. I don’t want to make an ass of myself

You’ll do great!

How do you know? You’ve never seen me play

I might have found a video of the game from State last spring

You studying up on me, Whitt?

I was curious

Do you know anything about soccer?

Kick the ball in the net. Don’t use your hands

lol

It’s a little more complicated than that

I figured

Wait until you learn about the offside rule

I don’t think anyone understands that rule