Page 58 of Marvelous

Hyde – Uh. Brother. Do you need Viagra?

Jekyll – Just tossed some ribs on the grill.

Smoke – Eh. She kept telling me to choke her harder.

Smoke – I’m into kink, but not that type of kink.

Wolf – You don’t have a necrophilia addiction. Right?

Me – I thought you did.

Ice – That one time.

Hyde – How’d you know the body was dead?

Jekyll – Did you get up close and personal with it?

Smoke – Y’all want to go there?

Smoke – Okay. How about the day that all of you talked about the person’s ass?

Smoke – And it was a man’s.

Smoke – Do y’all have something y’all want to share?

Smoke – You like that, it’s okay with me.

Me – Fuck you.

Wolf – Fuck you and your horse too.

Ice – Fuck you and the pimp you rode in on.

Hyde – Fuck you and your thong-wearing ass.

Smoke – That was a fucking dare, asshole.

Jekyll – Hey, they’re comfy. Helps.

I was shaking my head, trying so hard not to fucking laugh when I heard, “Alec? Hey, been a while.”

I looked over my shoulder at Tonya and nodded.

Then I pocketed my phone and got back to what I was doing.

“So, how have you been?” she asked.

I looked at the candles, then my cart, pointedly looking at the feminine shit in there.

Then I looked back at the candles.

“So, are you free tonight?” she asked.

I pulled my phone out and shot them a text.

Me – Best line to make someone leave you alone?

Jekyll – Man or woman?