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Rio:You’re too funny. I’m glad all is good in the Oren nether regions.

Oren:LOL. So am I. I’m relieved actually.

Rio:Me, too. I just found you. I don’t want to lose you.

Oren:You won’t. I’m not going anywhere. We have a lot to do. Plus, we still need to meet in person.

Saturday, April 1, 2017

Rio:Can I ask you a question?

Oren:Of course. I keep telling you, you can ask me anything.

Rio:Have you ever been back to Locust Hollow?

Oren:No. Why on earth would I do that?

Rio:Would you go if I asked you to?

Oren:What’s going on?

Rio:Our 40threunion is in June and I’m going. I’ll be staying with Mr. Fabricant for a few weeks. I need to get away from Vi for a bit. Mr. Fabricant is taking a cross-country trip and will begone most of the summer. He’s letting me stay at his house for free in exchange for watering his plants and cutting the grass.

Oren:Is everything in his house still wrapped in plastic?

Rio:Yes. But it’s clean and quiet. I could use some peace.

Oren:I bet.

Rio:So, I was thinking it would be really nice if we could finally meet in person.

Oren:You want to meet in person?

Rio:Yeah. Don’t you? I love our chats, but I really, really want to see you.

Oren:OK.

Rio:OK, what?

Oren:OK. I’ll go.

Rio:YIPPEE.

Friday, June 2, 2017

Oren:I saw your Facebook post from yesterday. You OK?

Rio:Yeah. Some asshole hit my car.

Oren:That sucks. Assholes are everywhere. How’s the car?

Rio:My Subaru is a tank. But the bumper and headlights need to be replaced.

Oren:I know money is tight so let me know if you need me to cover the cost of repairs.

Rio:I’m touched by your offer, but the asshole’s insurance is covering it.

Oren:OK.