Page 28 of Grim’s Delight (The New Protectorate Syndicate #1)

you were born a vampire, right?

Boogeyman

I was. My mom says I came out biting

why does that not surprise me

do you ever stop and think it’s weird to get your food from other people

Do you ever think it’s weird to eat a steak?

ok that’s fair

Why the sudden interest? You thinking about what it’ll be like when I finally sink my fangs into you?

absolutely not.

No need to be scared, pet. I’ll take good care of you.