Page 14 of Grim’s Delight (The New Protectorate Syndicate #1)

Asshole

I know it’s been a few weeks, but are we really back to the ignoring your man thing

you’re not my man

lmao

see, because if you WERE, you wouldn’t idk go radio silent for SIX WEEKS and then act like everything’s fine and normal

you’d tell me when you were busy and let me know when you could that you’re okay and not dead in a fucking ditch somewhere because you’re a stupid evil little man with an ego the size of Solbourne Tower and too many guns

a man I was in a healthy, fulfilling, consensual relationship with would make sure I knew that he was fine, even if he had a lot going on. He’d answer his phone at least ONCE in the SIX FUCKING WEEKS that had elapsed

MY MAN would stop for a second to think how I might worry about him and not want to cause me any distress, or at the very fucking least consider that I might assume he’d ghosted me and might move on with my life in the meantime

maybe I got a new fucking man while you were off doing gods know what. You ever consider that?

So what I’m hearing is that you really, really missed me

Fuck off, Felix

I missed you too. Now answer your man’s call

—Call began Friday 2:45 AM

—Call ended Friday 8:58 AM

Contact name changed to Boogeyman

Sleep well, pet

I still hate you