Page 30 of Good Girl’s Guide to Love (Guide to Love #4)

the banks family group chat - minus ainsley

Quinn

So we don’t believe her, right?

Maeve

Absolutely not. It once took her a week to decide what earrings to wear with a dress she had bought two months prior. No way she’s all of a sudden dating Linc after a week of knowing him and two-ish dates.

Stella

I know this isn’t the topic of conversation, but I found a video of her singing. The girl sang a sex song!

Quinn

Send it immediately.

Maeve

Can you two focus? What are we going to do?

Stella

I say we let her roll with it. If she wants to think that we’re buying it, we let her.

Quinn

So you want us to lie to her and let her pretend?

Maeve

Really, Quinn? You, of all people, are going to get offended by someone lying about relationships?

Quinn

I didn’t lie. I just didn’t admit. There’s a difference.

Simon

Listen, I say we let them do what they need to do.

Stella

Since when did you become the sensible one?

Simon

I’ve always been sensible.

Maeve

Absolutely not.

Simon

As long as he treats her right, and gets me some tickets, I’ll believe whatever they want me to.

Maeve

Why are you acting like a broke-ass who can’t buy his own football tickets? Last I checked, your six-figure income is plenty to afford some nice seats.

Simon

I mean sure, I can. But why should I when my future brother-in-law is the starting tight end?

Stella

Easy, brother. This is fake, I’m 99% sure of that. I highly doubt Linc Kincaid is going to become the next Banks-in-law.

Simon

A guy can hope. I mean, my brothers-in-law are my best friend, a man who invents video games, my favorite bar owner, and now a football player? I’m in man heaven!

Stella

You’re ridiculous.

Simon

So I’ve been told.

Maeve

Okay, to round this up: We all think this is fake. But we’re all in agreement that we’re going to go along with this until further notice? Agree.

Quinn

Yes, Mama Maeve.

Stella

Noted.

Simon

I can’t wait to go to games this year!

Maeve

Why do we even try with you…