Page 89 of Good Girl, Bad Blood

Pip:

Yes, he’s twenty-four. So wait, let me get this straight: he calls you Leila, multiple times, saying, ‘It’s me, Jamie,’ when you don’t seem to recognize him. Then he comments that you’ve changed your hair –

Stella:

Which I haven’t, my hair’s been the same since, like, forever.

Pip:

Right, and then he also asks you: ‘What are you doing at a high-school party?’

Stella: