Page 25 of Curvy Nanny for the Cougar (Uncle Uzzi’s Date to Mate #3)

From the Desk of Uncle Uzzi Stregovich

Magical Matchmaker Extraordinaire, Visionary, and Reluctant Technophile

Lieblings, I must confess—I’m feeling quite verklempt !

As you know, I have walked many planes, brokered peace treaties between Selkies and Storm Spirits, and once helped a Vampire prince find the courage to admit he liked poetry.

But nothing— and I do mean nothing —compares to the deep joy and ancient satisfaction a creator like myself experiences when one of my magical endeavors bears fruit.

But this particular review?

This one has me blinking rapidly, so I don’t embarrass myself and cry into my rune-etched teacup.

Look at this touching message from DA123 and TW743 , two of our most recent Date to Mate success stories:

“Uncle Uzzi’s Date to Mate app brought us more than just each other—it gave us a family. We are forever grateful and can’t recommend it enough.”

Ach, isn’t that simply vunderbar ?

I’m absolutely kvelling over here!

My dear stodgy lawyer— so resistant, so skeptical up until the moment he wasn't —and his luminous, lionhearted mate are not only together, but they’re thriving.

Their lives are stitched together with laughter, love, and the magic that only true fate can provide.

You see, that’s the beauty of the Date to Mate app.

It’s not just about dates or casual entanglements.

No, no.

This is destiny-level connection, curated by yours truly with a blend of enchanted algorithms, divinely blessed compatibility threads, and a hint of astral spice.

Whether you're a time-stranded warlock, a harpy barista with commitment issues, or a single Shifter dad just trying to find a nanny who doesn’t run screaming at the first magical head that floats through the room— Date to Mate will find your match.

Because it doesn’t just match you with someone you might like.

It matches you with the one your soul was written for.

The one who can handle your baggage, your beast, and your bedtime routine.

The one who makes your inner magic sing.

So what are you waiting for, darlings?

Roll the dice. Take the leap. Trust in a little spell work and a lot of love.

Find your fate today with Date to Mate—the only enchanted matchmaking app that guarantees results faster than you can say fated mate bond three times while spinning under a full moon.

And while you're at it— if you happen to need legal counsel, or just some light reading involving clauses that bind more than contracts —be sure to check out my favorite grumpy client’s delightful new app, Legalese for Not-So-Dummies , now available in over 600 languages, including Merrow Tongue, Old Fey, and High Draconic (yes, the fireproof edition too), and it is completely interactive!

Well, I must go now. It seems there’s a plate of garlic knots with my name on it and a meeting with a certain growly Lion Shifter who sometimes acts as my driver.

Onward I must go, but you? You have some thinking to do, I believe.

With sparkles, sincerity, and a twinkle of fate,

Uncle Uzzi

P.S. Swipe left on fear, right on love. Date to Mate isn’t going anywhere. But neither is your love life unless you use it!

The end.

Thank you for taking this journey with Uncle Uzzi & me! I hope you enjoyed it. Maybe you can leave a review for others to find it, too.

Happy reading!

del mare alla stella,

C.D. Gorri