Page 15 of Cruel Pawn (Cruel Duet #1)
Arden
MostArdently:
No one panic but I did a thing…
DJetSet:
Oh fuck
Tell me you didn’t kidnap that girl, you dumb fuck
MostArdently:
First of all, she’s a woman
Second… three winky emojis
CameoSawConquered:
seconding the dumb fuck comment
is this why you were asking jonathan about private islands?
MostArdently:
Yup. He was super helpful, too heart eyes emoji
Did you know he used to work in real estate?
DJetSet:
Can we get back to the more important matter?
CameoSawConquered:
yes
finally
ive been waiting for someone to bring up your dumbass username for AGES
DJetSet:
I meant Arden kidnapping a woman, but sure
MostArdently:
No, she’s right, this is a pressing matter.
I keep reading it like D Jet Set…
Like your D just took a lil trip laugh eyes emoji
A penis vacation
A dick trip
CameoSawConquered:
cock cruise
shaft sabbatical
schlong weekend
MostArdently:
Omg
Cameo
Schlong weekend
That’s your finest work yet
CameoSawConquered:
thank u thank u
im bowing like a theatre cast at the end of a play
MostArdently:
**Riotous applause**
DJetSet:
Fucking Christ. It’s DJ Jetset and you both know it
MostArdently:
Because you’re a DJ…
CameoSawConquered:
and you love travel almost as much as you love your own reflection
we know
DJetSet:
You know, I expect a little more fucking respect from my own cousin
CameoSawConquered:
why wouldn’t you just be BeatsPerMinute
like a song beat
but also like a pulse
MostArdently:
Ooooh because you like ending lives, Stef.
And when someone dies, their pulse slows…
CameoSawConquered:
we all like killing people dumbfuck
why else is this chat called killer queens
MostArdently:
Like the song, obvs…
GREAT song.
heart emoji, moustache emoji, bi flag emoji
CameoSawConquered:
youre quiet stef
suspiciously quiet
BeatsPerMinute:
Not a fucking word.
MostArdently:
exactly sixteen laughing emojis
BeatsPerMinute:
Not one word.
MostArdently:
Oh! Gotta go, the love of my life is waking!
CameoSawConquered:
don’t even think about going anywhere Arden!!
BeatsPerMinute:
Oh shit, she used exclamation points
And capitalised your name
You’re screwed, buddy
CameoSawConquered:
we need to talk about you kidnapping a woman who tried to kill you
someone wants you DEAD arden
MostArdently:
Probably intimidated by my handsomeness.
It happens.
BeatsPerMinute:
Jesus fucking Christ.
MostArdently:
I doubt Jesus ordered my death, Stef.
But keep the names coming, we’re in the brainstorming stage so there are no bad guesses.
CameoSawConquered:
ill track down whoever ordered it
and make them wish they hadnt
MostArdently:
That’s the spirit thumbs up emojis
Gotta go for real
Love you guys
BeatsPerMinute:
Don’t do anything TOO fucking crazy!
MostArdently:
Me? Crazy?
Never…