Page 13 of Cruel Pawn (Cruel Duet #1)
Arden
MostArdently:
She doesn’t even have a cat! angry emoji
CameoSawConquered:
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MostArdently:
SHE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A CAT.
None of it was true. She lied to me.
DJetSet:
Who are we talking about?
MostArdently:
Carmen. Well, her real name’s Priya.
And she’s so fucking pretty, and clever, and wicked heart eye emojis She tried to kill me, but I don’t really care about that.
But she LIED about having a cat, and I CANNOT forgive that.
DJetSet:
Back the fuck up. Someone tried to kill you? When?
CameoSawConquered:
ill put a plan together
Most Ardently:
You absolutely will fucking not. That’s my future wife. I won’t sit idly by while you plan her grizzly death.
DJetSet:
Jesus
Can you even hear yourself? Some chick tried to kill you, and you’re planning to marry her?
Most Ardently:
No. I planned to marry her, and THEN she tried to kill me. Totally different vibe.
Although, scary women are super-hot… so maybe I would have still planned our wedding if she tried to end me first.
Point being, I’m going to marry that woman so hands off, Cameo.
CameoSawConquered:
sure
MostArdently:
I mean it.
CameoSawConquered:
got it loud and clear
not researching her right now
but just for fun what’s her surname
MostArdently:
McFadyen
DJetSet:
Fucking christ. Tell me you didn’t already marry this assassin.
MostArdently:
Not yet.
I’m not sensing very supportive vibes here, Stef. Didn’t I back you up when you wanted to hunt down that Castro jerk when he said you had a tiny peepee?
DJetSet:
Hey, that’s different. He insulted my honour.
CameoSawConquered:
you call your dick your honour…
wow
MostArdently:
OMG. Like a judge judge emoji
Hey, does that mean your dick can decide if someone’s guilty or innocent, Stef?
DJetSet:
Abso-fucking-lutely.
Mostly because if they’re on the other end of my dick, they’re definitely not innocent.
CameoSawConquered:
im blocking you both right now
this is too much information to know about my cousin
arden don’t do anything dumb
MostArdently:
Would kidnapping count as something dumb?
CameoSawConquered:
YES!
DJetSet:
She tried to kill you, and you want to kidnap her?
MostArdently:
She’s mine. Duh.
CameoSawConquered:
do not and i repeat DO NOT kidnap that woman
MostArdently:
Fine, I won’t.
CameoSawConquered:
i mean it arden
MostArdently:
angel emoji
winky face emoji