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Page 13 of Cruel Pawn (Cruel Duet #1)

Arden

MostArdently:

She doesn’t even have a cat! angry emoji

CameoSawConquered:

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MostArdently:

SHE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A CAT.

None of it was true. She lied to me.

DJetSet:

Who are we talking about?

MostArdently:

Carmen. Well, her real name’s Priya.

And she’s so fucking pretty, and clever, and wicked heart eye emojis She tried to kill me, but I don’t really care about that.

But she LIED about having a cat, and I CANNOT forgive that.

DJetSet:

Back the fuck up. Someone tried to kill you? When?

CameoSawConquered:

ill put a plan together

Most Ardently:

You absolutely will fucking not. That’s my future wife. I won’t sit idly by while you plan her grizzly death.

DJetSet:

Jesus

Can you even hear yourself? Some chick tried to kill you, and you’re planning to marry her?

Most Ardently:

No. I planned to marry her, and THEN she tried to kill me. Totally different vibe.

Although, scary women are super-hot… so maybe I would have still planned our wedding if she tried to end me first.

Point being, I’m going to marry that woman so hands off, Cameo.

CameoSawConquered:

sure

MostArdently:

I mean it.

CameoSawConquered:

got it loud and clear

not researching her right now

but just for fun what’s her surname

MostArdently:

McFadyen

DJetSet:

Fucking christ. Tell me you didn’t already marry this assassin.

MostArdently:

Not yet.

I’m not sensing very supportive vibes here, Stef. Didn’t I back you up when you wanted to hunt down that Castro jerk when he said you had a tiny peepee?

DJetSet:

Hey, that’s different. He insulted my honour.

CameoSawConquered:

you call your dick your honour…

wow

MostArdently:

OMG. Like a judge judge emoji

Hey, does that mean your dick can decide if someone’s guilty or innocent, Stef?

DJetSet:

Abso-fucking-lutely.

Mostly because if they’re on the other end of my dick, they’re definitely not innocent.

CameoSawConquered:

im blocking you both right now

this is too much information to know about my cousin

arden don’t do anything dumb

MostArdently:

Would kidnapping count as something dumb?

CameoSawConquered:

YES!

DJetSet:

She tried to kill you, and you want to kidnap her?

MostArdently:

She’s mine. Duh.

CameoSawConquered:

do not and i repeat DO NOT kidnap that woman

MostArdently:

Fine, I won’t.

CameoSawConquered:

i mean it arden

MostArdently:

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winky face emoji