Page 42 of Crazy Spooky Love

Lloyd is sitting at the kitchen table when we go through, and he quickly drags a newspaper across to hide the fact that he’s been writing in the Polly Pocket diary.

None of us comment on it; Marina and Artie were deep in conversation and didn’t notice the brief movement, and I can see the pissed-off expression on Lloyd’s face and it’s anything but welcoming.

“Good morning, Lloyd,” I say, as much for the others’ benefit as for his.

“Isaac tells me you found our mother’s diaries.”

I lay my makeshift murderer’s kit out on the table and nod slowly. “We did.”

“Well, I want them back. They weren’t yours to remove from this house.”

He’s right, of course, but they aren’t his either.

“The diaries now officially belong to Donovan Scarborough, and as he’s the person who’s employed me, I don’t think he’ll mind.”

Lloyd huffs. “Without wishing to speak ill of the dead, our mother was quite, quite unhinged. Her word isn’t to be relied upon. I don’t expect anyone’s told you that she killed herself, have they?”

I catch my breath, shocked. Agnes Scarborough killed herself? God, that poor, blighted woman.

“When?” I whisper.

“Christmas Day, 1922.” He flicks his eyes toward the ceiling. “My wife had worked tirelessly to prepare a four-course dinner, she might have had the decency to wait until afterward. She was always given to drama.”

I could well ask him if that’s where he gets it from, but I hold off. “I’ll return the diaries when I’m done with them.”

Lloyd stares at me, and I hold his gaze boldly. To be perfectly honest I’m not someone who enjoys arguing with a senior citizen, even if that senior citizen has been officially dead since 1971.

“I’d like to see Isaac, please.” I’m as polite as I know how to be.

I can see that Lloyd is burning to tell me that’s not going to be possible, but what can he say, really?

Isaac’s just nipped out to the shops? Isaac’s been taken unwell and is in the hospital?

Isaac landed a last-minute deal to Ibiza and has gone clubbing?

No. Isaac Scarborough is right here, and the first thing I need to do is find him.

“Everyone upstairs?” I say to Marina and Artie, making an executive decision because it’s highly likely that Isaac is in the attic. “We’ll start searching from the top.”

“Searching for what, exactly?” Lloyd queries, drumming his fingers on the table so loudly and impatiently that I find it difficult to see how Marina and Artie can’t hearit.

“The murder weapon,” I say, and I watch him carefully for his reaction. For a second I’m sure I glimpse a flash of raw anger in his eyes, and then he disappears in a sudden blaze. It’s the ghost equivalent of strutting off in a huff.

Isaac is waiting for us in his armchair when we get up to the attic.

“No dog today?”

“We’ve left him behind with my gran.”

“From what I recall of your grandmother, I expect he’ll have rather an entertaining afternoon,” Isaac says.

I think he’s probably right; Gran mentioned that she wanted to take Lestat upstairs to meet my grandpa, seeing as he was such a great canine fan.

“I see you’ve come prepared for anything.” Isaac gazes at the hammer and chisel Artie is clutching in his hands.

“We’d like to get on with the search today.” I smile, determined. “Is it okay with you if we start up here?”

Isaac nods. “I’ve tried to look myself, but many of the boxes are closed tightly and I can’t manage them.” He holds his old, shaky hands up in front of him as if their weakness offends him.

“Even when you’re in a book-throwing rage?”

He looks slightly sheepish. “I wouldn’t have thrown one at you.”

“I don’t think it was all that wise throwing them at anyone,” I say, recalling the horrified faces of the potential purchasers, not to mention the nasty gouge over Leo’s eye.

Marina steps forward and hands Artie and me each a pair of latex gloves. “Glove-up, folks. We don’t want to contaminate a potential crime scene.”

“Thanks, Detective Diaz. Although seeing as the crime happened over a hundred years ago, I think we’re probably safe.

” I chuck in the Brooklyn Nine-Nine reference because it’s her favorite, she feels the same affinity with Rosa Diaz as I do with Eleanor Shellstrop.

I wiggle my fingers into the gloves anyway.

If the gods of good fortune smile on us and we do find the murder weapon, I want it to be of some use.

Isaac told me previously that all of the family provided fingerprints for the original investigation as a matter of course; there’s a decent chance that modern police forensics could still identify prints from the knife if it’s been untouched since.

As Marina and Artie pick their way to the rear of the room to start the sweep, I turn back to Isaac.

“Do you think you could give me a brief history of who has lived in the house since 1910?”

He frowns with concentration as he casts his mind back.

“Well, obviously my parents were here at the time, and then my mother stayed on here alone after my father died in 1918. Lloyd married Maud and they lived locally with their son, and then when our mother died they moved in here.” He breaks off to shake his head and huff.

“I expect he loved becoming lord of the manor. God knows he was always the one in the family with ideas above his station.” He looks down his nose in distaste.

I’m making notes so that I don’t forget anything. “Did they have any other children?”

Isaac shakes his head. “Just the one.”

“And you?” I say, probing softly. “Did you have any other children after Charles?”

His expression turns bleak, and he shakes his head. I’d expected as much but needed to be sure.

I consider what he’s told me so far. “So presumably Lloyd and his wife lived out the rest of their lives here?”

“He was a widower when I finally came back here like this in 1968.” Isaac gestured at his ghostly self with his hands. “Douglas was already here, of course, and we were both waiting for Lloyd in the sitting room when he died in 1971.”

I remember the first conversation I had with the brothers about Lloyd’s death. It was barely three weeks ago, and yet it seems like we’ve been coming here for much, much longer.

“After that, Lloyd’s boy lived here with his wife and their son, Donovan.” We both take a second to think our own private thoughts about Donovan Scarborough. “You know the rest.”

I make my final notes and close the pad. “Thank you, Isaac. I know that probably wasn’t easy, but it might just help.”

“I hope so,” he sighs, world-weary, and then he lays his head back and closes his eyes. “Because I’ve had enough. I’ve been too long on this earth, Melody. It’s time to go.”

Marina shoves her fringe out of her eyes a few hours later, wiping dust over her forehead in the process. We haven’t even made it out of the attic yet and so far our search has been hard and fruitless work.

“Nothing. Books, pictures, clothes, all kinds of hideous ornaments…no offense intended,” she adds quickly and glances toward Isaac’s chair, but he just remains there with his eyes closed.

He seems to have suddenly given up the fight and opted out, which goes to show that ghosts can reach the end of their tether just as much as the living.

“I’ve looked for any loose floorboards and checked around the walls and skirting boards too,” Artie says, appearing from behind one of the roof support struts with the chisel in his back pocket. “All clear.”

We’ve all spent the entire morning combing the attic on our hands and knees and have come up with a big fat nothing for our trouble.

“I think we can safely cross this room off the list,” I say, nodding toward Marina.

She looks nonplussed. “I don’t have the list.”

“You put it with your phone,” Artie says quickly and nods toward her chest. We both give him a look.

“What?” He shrugs. “I thought you wanted me to notice everything.”

Marina extracts the list and opens it, then looks at him again. “Pen? Or did you not notice?”

“On the table by Isaac’s chair,” he shoots back, and then passes it to her with a little bow to show he’s not needled.

She puts a bold red line through “attic” and then re-stashes the list while Artie averts his gaze.

We head down from the attic onto the wide first-floor landing at the top of the grand staircase and glance toward the master bedroom.

“Five bedrooms,” I say, counting the doors leading from it. “Let’s just start with the nearest one and work our way along.”

“We’re like a SWAT team, working through in a sweep,” Artie says. “No stone unturned.”

I pull the notebook from my pocket and share the family timeline with them.

“Here’s the problem. The house has seen three generations of the family come and go since Douglas died.

The whole place must have altered five times over since the weapon was hidden, if it was hidden here at all.

That means it must have been put somewhere so secretive that no one has uncovered it. ”

“Or someone found it and got rid of it,” Marina says, leaning against the wall beside one of the bedroom doors.

“Or someone moved it,” Artie suggests.

“It’s a whole lot of ifs, buts, and maybes, isn’t it?”

It’s frustrating to know this might all be a wild-goose chase, but something tells me to press on. My gut instinct is one of my cast-iron basic skills; I know better than to ignore it. Every now and then I try to, and that’s when unexpected things happen—like Lestat.